Describing every Chelsea FT account based on the player they rep/stan.

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Kepa stans:

The bravest of all, the ones who face the most Kepa slander, sometimes even from fellow CFC fans. But we trust our player and carry the prop. Generally good people.
Zouma stans:

Only a handful that I know of, they seemingly dislike all our other CBs. But their Zouma prop is often much-needed.
Kanté/Kovacic stans:

They take zero risks. No beef with rivals. Rep the safest players to rep on Chelsea FT. Calm lads who try to stick to football talks only. Kinda boring.
Jorginho stans:

BY FAR the most controversial people on Chelsea FT. Some are radicalists who slander Mount, Gilmour and even Lampard due to their Sarri agenda. They ruin the image of the few sane, quality J5 stans.
Mount stans:

Mason Mount is arguably the most commonly repped player on Chelsea FT. Severe rivalry with the radical J5 stans. These are really nice lads, my fav lot.
Pulisic stans:

Surprisingly enough, there are very few Pulisic stans. We need more of them among us to spread the prop and run agendas. Captain America doesn't get the respect he warrants.
Willian stans:

I respect Willian but why stan him? He'll most likely be gone soon, plus all the hate Willian stans receive for defending him is crazy. They face the heat regardless of that, like us Kepa stans.
RLC stans:

RLC is probably the second most repped player behind Mount. These lot stuck with our man through his long-term injury, and now proudly spread his prop. Quality lads.
Azpi stans:

Captain Azpi is underrated on the pitch as well as off it on Twitter. Very few Azpi stans that I know of but they spread some crucial Azpi prop, similar to Zouma stans. Needs more respect!
Reece/CHO/Tammy/Tomori stans:

These guys talk about our youth squad and academy graduates the most. They sometimes dislike/disprove of new club signings. Most know ball and I like them.
Werner/Ziyech stans:

Became stans of our new signings very recently. Only time will tell how long will they keep repping these players for. Many switch avis regularly.
🚨 We need more Giroud and Christensen stans on Chelsea FT 🚨
Alonso/Barkley/Rüdiger stans:

Not to be found.
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