rating superhero teams based on their lesbians: a thread

young avengers: 6/10
lesbians: american chavez, cassie lang
there should always be more lesbians but also even they arent powerful enough to fully counter how annoying loki is so the team lost points for that

the other avengers: 1/10
lesbians: idk man but black widow got dyke vibes
most of them have conservative vibes which is a major L for them also just not enough lesbians

young justice: 7/10
lesbian: cissie
she is the only lesbian but shes doing amazing so theyre mostly forgiven

justice league: 8/10
lesbians: batwoman, wonder woman, huntress, donna troy
very sexy wel done dc but also considering how big the justice league is they need more

the new mutants: 11/10
lesbians: xian, dani, illyana
all three go above and beyond they’re glorious extra points for that one time xian ditched superheroing to get a pink buzzcut of two gfs

the new xmen: 100/10
lesbians: all the girls (except cessily and nori theyre bi)
armorpixie soulmates 2020 cessily and sooraya were laura kinneys gay awakening and they did it for us

the xmen: 10/10
lesbians: dazzler, emma frost, jubilee, siryn, jean grey, rogue, polaris, rachel grey, psylocke, domino
dykiest team
(art by @LucianoVecchio crediting bc im not sure if this is official art)

no this thread isnt bias shh