“DON’T SHOOT, gimme about 20 seconds, real quick” https://twitter.com/sonnytaha/status/1273716723422621696

Imagine asking somebody to hold your chapstick, wallet, 4 pens, and a half eaten Star Crunch while you spend 7 minutes trying to suit up like iron man, just to get shot in the thigh

“Alright Mr. Shooter, do your worst”

Putting in all that work to cover 46% of your upper body, and you look over and you see em looking at you like

Shooter: PUT YALL FUCKIN HANDS UP

“HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY PURSE”

Y’all know if they got these in a XXXL? Asking for my homeboys that’s on the THIQQ side...

I just imagined my plus-sized homeboys carrying a gym bag version of this shit and trying to nonchalantly turn into transformers in front of an armed assailant...

...alright I’m done this time

Alright y’all I’m back so like...do you gotta carry your real purse to hold your shit AND the metal tanktop contraption?

Gunman looking at you like “how long has double purses been a thing”??

When you’re talking shit to Mr. Gunslinger but your friend handed you the wrong purse.

The only time the ladies can rock that purse is when they remember to put on the panties with the cash & card coochie compartment. I wouldn’t suggest putting the Star Crunch in there tho...

Last time I blew up like this was in January. Simpler times. https://twitter.com/richard_4_real/status/1222289833525071872?s=21 https://twitter.com/richard_4_real/status/1222289833525071872