Playing Melee has made me realize that I'm a disgrace to smash brothers

here's my journal

I chained by accident and killed myself

I thought the match was over after 3 stocks

I got gimped by falcon's rapid jab

I just dealt 53% with chain in neutral

I tried to bouncing fish and turned into zelda.

I was getting my motherfucking ass beat by a fox who was 3000000000000000000x better than me he SDed 3 times last stock I get a fraudulent shield grab bthrow and kill him with the chain LMAAOOO

Beat a poor defenseless sheik with game and watch then lost when I went sheik

My SDs are so stupid looking that my opponents think I'm rage quitting or sand bagging when I'm actually just fucking up LOL

Sheik is cute :3

I DI-ed in on sheik ftilt and out on fair

I went Mario on a falco and couldn't fucking do anything

Was losing as sheik turned into Zelda as a joke and won?????

default controls are hurting my brain I can't jump with z or grab with x but I've played enough melee that I'm used to it but not used to it enough because I still have to think about it slightly and it slows me down

chain is op at low level

DK is the character I fear most because nobody would pick DK online unless they're already good with him LMAO

Cool thing:

During rvery phase I've had with melee I eventually gave up because of the stupid dashback issue and how I didn't have the motivation to get my controller fixed for it. Seems like this version of melee is ucf which is really cool

Tolerating tap jump my whole life has prepared me for competitive melee

RUMBLE IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE GODLIKE