SCORPIO
- dark/weird sense of humor
- can talk about morbidity so casually
- always thinking about death
- dom wannabes. yall the biggest SUBS
- unconventional beauty
- unconsciously flirty
- probably had an emo phase
- tired of being the most hated zodiac
- actually very smart

SAGITTARIUS
- dora the explorer
- is more intelligent than they look
- looks dense but knows whats up
- blends in with any friend group
- has hard time knowing whos their true friend
- FUNNIEST sign
- loves to cook/bake/make drinks
- likes 2 learn about other cultures
- objective

CAPRICORN
- so tired of everyone’s shit
- can solve everyone’s problems but theirs
- unexpectedly funny
- looks tough but loves soft things
- only breaks down when they’re alone, in private
- always loved by colleagues?? imo
- not everything is your responsibility!!
- looks chill

AQUARIUS
- weird food combos/habits
- not fussy eaters
- the quieter bunch
- most platonic sign
- is in crisis when experiencing romance
- big brain but very lazy
- tends to be invisible
- very bad with confronting (their) emotions
- passive
- funny as hell
- so damn private

PISCES
- dreamy
- has soft skin??
- can be manipulative
- crybabies
- cute features!!
- so OBLIVIOUS
- loves plushies?
- musically/artistically inclined
- gets REAL sad when u forget their birthday
- big suckers for fictional stories, can drown in them
- knows u more than u think