Finally some good news, scientists discovered a treatment that can reduce COVID19 transmission by 70%, and its just a piece a cloth you wear in front of your dumb fucking face
Truly cannot understand why people don’t want to wear masks, it’s not like they’re expensive or uncomfortable or awkward, it just prevents people from dying. It’s the lowest risk, highest reward.
People keep telling me to promote something but I don’t have anything to promote so here is a photo of me holding a dog named Noodle
Americans could have put a single piece of cloth in front of their wet fucking mouths and prevented a World War One amount of death, and they just didn't
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