So I'm 10 minutes in the first episode of Greenleaf and I'm already unimpressed because not all leaves are green.

The house look like a plantation. And her daddy look evil he always play evil roles

I just tweeted about Oprah why she in this show?

Aight he cheating. And these girls finna go smoke

Oh wow these Christians toxic as hell

Oh wait they having holy sex

I don't trust uncle Mack.

He sexing her in the church lawd he cheating on his wife in his daddy church

I'ma guess uncle Mack is a hitman and a pedo

This long ass Ben Addiction, I can't stand pastors that do this!

If I catch uncle mack staring one more time......

I think he got something to do with the shooting

She set the password to unforgettable when it shoulda been "trash ass nigga"

Aight so the outreach dude and this white man finna have the sex.

Lmao. Everybody name is "pastor Greenleaf"

Wait so ole girl know her husband is cheating with Bishop assistant? And she ok with it?

Oh noooooo they bout to get freaky or high at the church lock in

This man is holding the pregnancy test so she can pee on it

Bishop Greenleaf got some clean ass purple robes

Jacob said he not going to therapy let him cheat in peace

Why Noah look like a Scurl model

Oh yeah somebody gonna die on this show. I can feel it.

Awwww damn. Faith was a super freak?????

Lmao. He only asked for 5k

Wayment....they swingers ? Lmao

Jacob said nah not today we not swinging

Wayment. I think I graduated at this church! Lol. What church is this? Is Greenleaf filmed in Atlanta?

Oh nah uncle mack gotta go this nigga is disgusting

These auditors not playing games.

They tryna humanize this nigga

Noah fiance being hella shady to Grace, I'm finna punch her dawg. She being mean af

Oprah chunky ass. I used to talk to her.

#BlackLivesMattter

Uncle mack got this girl pregnant? Fuk Karl Malone bruh

Oh shit......he shot the cop. Wow.

Every body trash

She knows. Lmao. Lawd everybody is trash and everybody got discernment

Finna help Bishop kill Mack brb

We ain't kill him. But we got him in the arm

So they telling Grace not to call the police cause if Mack go down, Bishop go down too for embezzlement? That's my guess

GRACE HAD A CHILD WITH THIS WHITE MAN?

THE OPPRESSOR?

Ion like how Bishop treating Grace. It's Upsetting me and my puppy

Aye he gonna have to tell her he been having sex with men.

Lmao at rival church's

She done lost her daughter to the Oppressor. Smh. Wow.

Oprah losing her bar wow. Shes terrible acting like a broke woman

Damn he told his wife

This nigha picked the wrong time to tell his wife he like men

We need to jump Grace mama I'm tired of her shit

Wtf why is Mack home? He musta snitched on Bishop got dammit

We lost the mulatto and got Mack. Trash.

Oprah sloppy drunk. Yuck.

HE JUST KISSED HER ON THE MOUF ON HIS DEATH BED WTF MAN WAS THIS MAN ASSAULTING HER DAUGHTER TOO AND THATS WHY SHE DIDNT BELIEVE FAITH

This make so much sense cause that's why Mack had a soft spot for him

Whattttttttttt Bishop killed this man daddy? So his daddy burned up in that church?

They bout to fire the choir director cause he gay. Trash.

Bishop suit game is elite my goodness

We not impressed with Triumph church

They arguing about the baby rash

They telling the choir director it’s purely a financial decision and he took it like a champ

Jacob on his own now lol

Oh they got a real ass baby usually they have dolls that’s a real infant

Rick fox and grace finna have the sex. Amen.

Oh his mama shady. Making the post part I’m worse

She snitched on Zara talk bout she was tryna help.

Wait so his mama knew he had feelings for dudes?

I bust the windows out ya car!!! Face ass. Grace wasn’t playing

Lawd they having spiritual sex on stage lookin in each other’s eyes. Watch Jabari

Lmaoooo. Grace parks in the same spot every night and Mack hasn’t noticed she out there waiting to terrorize him. Ironically the lady he kissed atleast was his age

Lord forgive me but this show got some fine ass overweight women. My God. Halley YouYaaaaaaa!!!!!!

That ratchet secretary that listen to music all the time

HERE GO MARYMARY SEXY SELVES

I gotta get myself together. In Jesus name.

Damn she just told him she not sexually attracted to him no more. And he having urges

May is a chaotic miserable matriarch

Damn she called off the marriage for the dumbest reason

Check yourself grace lol

Dawg....this man is gambling to raise money for his church

So Mack got something on everybody

Mack gotta die dawg

Wayment, this lawyer shooting his shot at Kevin

Wayment I know these niggas ain't flirting with the baby in the other room!!!!!!!!

Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Grace shanked that nigga

Aight bet so Mack dead. Party time.

He picking up Nathan like he just didn't have sex with that lawyer

Rick Fox hit Grace with the "wait we together?" Lmaooo

I'm confused how did she send the apps to the wrong email ? Isn't it the same email she sent for Grace, and Charity? Lol. Like how do you randomly put .com instead of .org one year?

Wow bruh Zora is an abusive relationship WITH THE GOSPEL JUSTIN BIEBER BEAT HIS ASS

So Oprah was fucking James. And. Y’all was fucking Lionel.

Church got the hoes

So this lady trying to fuk the bishop is Skanks sister? And they are conspiring with wife skanks? Wtf

Gospel Justin Bieber ran off with Zora bruh these niggas 15 beat both they ass

The secretary know what’s going on the shade is there she need to beat up Skanks sister

Bishop strong. He curved her 3 times. Real nigga of God!!!!!!!

Kevin out here loading up cinnamon applesauce in the truck

The kids are having a meeting trying to get their parents nuke together. This show is so cute. Church is so cute

Bruh I’m sick and tired of everybody blaming their problems on Grace coming back.

Kevin popped back up like Tupac in Juice

Skanks wife ain’t shit bruh

ZORA IS STEALING MONEY OUT THE COLLECTION BOWL BEAT HER ASS

Wayment. It seems like firing her was apart of Skanks plan. Idk if Jacob shoulda fired her

Grace smart

Why she not letting bishop sleeping in the bed

Charity annoying. She went back and forth with this tour shit

Aye charity so annoying. She simply didn’t like the boyfriend of her gay ex husband being around her infant child and I get that, but she dropped all bags because of it

Charity is leaving Nathan with nannies instead of Kevin. The most.

Oh nah Rochelle gotta go

I’m finna get my homegirls to beat up Charity cause wtf

GODS LITTLE BITCH? DAWG.........IM FINNA GET A SWITCH OFF THIS TREE...............

Zora has lost her got damn mind