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The Video Breakdown - #LaineyLui Confessional

(or how we can justify #LaineyGossip horrible past).

The bizarre McIntosh/DiAngelo lexicon used is intentionally meant to obfuscate and craft their own narrative.

I'll go through the video and translate what is going on...

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At 1:00 pm the show goes on as "RECORDED EARLIER"

i.e. All Questions and #LaineyGossip Answers are carefully written out ahead of time.

This allows for many takes to get a perfectly crafted interview.

(hypothetical conversation in brackets below)

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Melissa Grelo: At The Social, we do not shy away from difficult conversations....

[Holy crap, we have to do this because everyone now knows what a two-faced terrible person #LaineyGossip is.]

Melissa Grelo: (Lainey, go ahead and read your scripted statement.)

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Lainey Liu: I wrote many posts that were,

Racist, Misogynistic, Homophobic.

Lainey Liu: They were ugly, they were shameful.

[Yep, Those are her words. She admits it. Once again.]

Lainey Liu: 𝗥𝗮𝗰𝗶𝘀𝘁, 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗴𝘆𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰, 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗯𝗶𝗰.

#FireLaineyLui

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Lainey Liu: So, I'm here to be accountable.

Lainey Liu: (Ya, I thought my #LaineyGossip past was safe. But, unfortunately, social justice caught up to me. I forgot that when you live by the sword, you die by the sword.

Ok, let's get this embarrassing interview over with.)

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Marci: (Let's stick together #TheSocialCTV friends. Our critics are going to ask these questions as well. Here goes.)

Marci: Lainey, how do explain writing those (horrific) posts in the first place?

Lainey Lui: That's the way it was back in celebrity culture in 2006.

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Lainey Lui: (Yes, I definitely wrote homophobic and racist content.)

Lainey Lui: That popularity was self gratifying.

Lainey Lui: (I loved the attention that #laineygossip got.)

Lainey Lui: I wanted to continue being popular.

#FireLaineyLui #CancelTheSocial #LaineyLui

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#LaineyLui : (I have no regrets. I got famous. Heck, I even got this garbage gig here on #TheSocialCTV .)

Jessica Allen: (Ok, I have to pretend to ask the hard hitting question that everyone really wants to know..... Got your script ready, Lainey? Here goes...)

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Jessica Allen: Lainey, why didn't you take those posts down?

Lainey Lui: Those ugly posts are a part of my history, and you can't erase history. I wanted to leave those posts up to show I was growing.

(Lainey Lui: Unfortunately everyone has screen captures of those posts)

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Lainey Lui: Did I think of deleting ALL of them?... Sure.

Lainey Lui: Did I start to delete SOME of THEM?... Yes

Lainey Lui: [gibberish] ...in that process.... I realized ....self-absolution ....accountability...the posts stay...over time I grew...

#FireLaineyLui

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Melissa: So you won't take them down?

Lainey Lui: [gibberish] ....staying there .... I can't erase them..... part of my shame .... who I was... what I've done to grow...

#StruggleSession #FireLaineyLui #laineylui

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Producer: Cut. Stop the Recording.

Producer: Lainey, what do you mean, you couldn't erase them?

Lainey Liu:

(People started digging through the #LaineyGossip history. I tried. I tried to delete the posts.)

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Lainey Liu: (For example, I've said horrible things about Janet Jackson. I knew the Black community would come after me.

I was about to delete the first post, where I said that Janet Jackson's weave looked awful, like the 1980s metal band Whitesnake.)

#laineygossip

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Lainey Liu:

(My husband saw what I was doing and said 'Stop'. Either way, you're f***ed. The Internet remembers everything.

He pulled up the Way Back Machine link to show me my #LaineyGossip article. It is preserved forever. Damn it.) https://web.archive.org/web/20171219000638/https://www.laineygossip.com/Janet-Jackson-Whitesnake-hair/9272

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Lainey Liu:

(I said, what about my Janet Jackson #GhettoTits post?

He said, there's not much you can do to avoid the backlash of that slur.

He said, create a cover story. Use social justice mumbo jumbo words to get out of this mess, like,

Ally™ and do The Work™ )

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Producer: Alright, sounds like you're covered. Let's continue. Recording again....

Melissa: What lessons have you learned?

Lainey Lui: [gibberish] ... site has evolved... eat your food... not running away .... grow as a person...continue to work....

#FireLaineyLui

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Jess Allen: I've been reading your blog everyday since 2008 and never found it problematic.

Jess Allen: (I thought the homophobic stuff was funny.)

Jess Allen: I remember a change in tone around 2013. You moved away from 'smut' to social type content. Why was that?

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Lainey Lui: [10 seconds of silence]

Producer: Cut. Stop the Recording.

Producer: Do you not remember what happened back around 2013? How the social justice Cult started?

TheSocial Hosts: [silence]

Producer: Here's the quick history...

#IdentityPolitics #SJWCult

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Peggy Mcintosh's #WhitePrivilege Knapsack garbage article had already been around for a number of years.

In 2011, Robin DiAngelo published another rubbish academic paper titled #WhiteFragility.

The University academics and students began to get indoctrinated with this.

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The students and profs were now Woke. Everything now was 100% about #Race and #IdentityPolitics

From 2013 onwards this 'cult' of social justice eventually spread to encompass every type of social grievance in both academia and now today throughout all of society.

#SJWCult

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Producer: Lainey, the reason you had to change from your homophobic/racist ways, is because you had no choice.

The woke social justice mob demands it.

Alright. Let's continue and make s**t up as we go.

Here we go. Recording again...

#TheSocialCTV #cancelthesocial

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Jess Allen: We came to #LaineyGossip for the smut and entertainment. But, you've brought your [homophobic] readers, like myself, along the journey with you.

Lainey Liu: [gibberish] ...I've heard that ... readers are still with me....I'm trying to do that Work™

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Melissa: I came to know #LaineyLui as a coworker. I didn't know that [horrid] Lainey back then.

Melissa: [S**t, I don't know what else to say.

These social activist issues are way over my head.

Usually they just tell me what the latest issue is.

Think....think...]

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Melissa: ...wow, some of the stuff we said back in Season 1, really isn't acceptable now.... [starts rambling something about Monica Lewinsky.] ..Ya, she was a homewrecker.

Melissa: [That will help Lainey that I admitted that we all slut-shamed everyone back in the day.]

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Marci Ien: [I'm pissed.

Now I have to try to cover for Lainey's past misdeeds.]

Marci Ien: I also didn't know you before and didn't read much of your site at all.

Marci Ien: [Obviously, I can't admit that I knew what was on her hateful web site.]

#FireLaineyLui

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Marci Ien: [rambles] ....but, if someone is willing to change....put The Work™ in...

[rambles on] ...then they deserve the grace to continue...... #Lainey has apologized and grown

[rambles on] ... she has been an Ally™... and several WOC in this media industry know that.

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Marci Ien: [In other words, us Woke activist media types will always protect each other.]

Marci Ien: I don't believe people are born with hate in their heart.

If hate can be learned, it can be unlearned.

Are you willing to continue to learn, Lainey? Ya, you are

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Lainey Liu: [She thanks everyone. Then continues to ramble on script about social justice dogma and how everyone is, of course, racist]

Lainey Liu: (In other words, I want everyone to forget about my own bigotry and let me keep my job.)

[Scripted Interview ends]

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Producer: Cut. and Done.

Producer: Lainey, nice job pretending to have reformed from your past racist and homophobic ways, LOL.

Gullible viewers will buy it.

That should satisfy the #SJWCult mob rules.

Lainey Liu: Thanks.

Producer: One more thing before I go..

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#LaineyLui, you are so self-centered and full of yourself.

Look at your social media channels.

Everyone look at me!

You refuse to follow one-single person.

You don't follow your friends and co-workers.

You don't even follow your own family members.

#LaineyGossip

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I hope you enjoyed my satirical look at the #LaineyLui confession video.

Her 100s of Racist, Misogynistic, Homophobic #LaineyGossip posts were conscience choices.

She knows what she's doing.

In my opinion, the only things she cares about is,
- Herself and
- Power

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Head over to the YouTube video to see the bogus apology that #LaineyGossip offers.

Make sure to give the video a big thumbs down

And don't forget to add a comment, to tell

#Lainey what you really think about her apology.

#FireLainey