do you think matt knows I’m a directioner

do you think matt knows what a directioner is

do you think matt knows who one direction is

“was Harry Styles in uhhh that band uhhh five seconds of summer?”
...no
now I’m just staring at him until he figures it out

“ok so I know they’re British”
“are they the ones that sing that song baby baby baby” no that’s justin bieber

he has now named zayn, liam and harry and is insisting there are only four members (was able to remember that zayn and taylor swift did a song for the 50 shade st lolllll)

“harry styles and uhhhh liam neeson”

I am absolutely shrieking inside

THEY WERE THE MOST FAMOUS BOY BAND OF THE LAST LIKE FIFTEEN YEARS

like what rock are the straight men living under and how poorly is it decorated

he has remembered the title of that’s what makes you beautiful