rating everytime dan humphrey got slapped or punched on gossip girl: a thread

7/10 direct and she did not hold back. slap was crispy as well. well done serena. -3 because it would have been better if he crashed into something and got hurt https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">

6/10 queen b not holding back either. -4 as impact did not seem hard enough and i would have enjoyed to see dan roll off the staircase https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> nonetheless a good slap with a satisfying sound.

9/10 never seen my baby nate so fired up before https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen"> punch will probably leave dan’s nose sore for a few days https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> actually +1 just because he’s nate. 10/10 protect nate archibald at all costs.

7/10 serena’s slaps are so crispy. -3 as it could have been harder considering all he’s done to her and because she still married him https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💔" title="Gebrochenes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Gebrochenes Herz">

8/10 power slap https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> he definitely deserved more than that. -2 because b didn’t deserve that piece of trash. get pressed dair stans https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💅🏼" title="Nagellack (mittelheller Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Nagellack (mittelheller Hautton)">

5/10 not a slap or punch just dan getting attacked https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit herzförmigen Augen">lacked impact he deserved more especially for ruining a serenate moment before this. 5 because he looked like a paddle pop after https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">

10/10 this was a full on attack queen b was MAD she full out jumped on him and showed him who’s boss. unfortunately it was a misunderstanding but everyday is a good day to attack dan https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz">