This is super long but I really want to this to be up.

These were the only pictures I have during me and Liza’s first date. Going into it I didn’t really set any expectations for anything really and as you can see I look like a little baby boy
I remember arriving an hour early and going around the mall by myself trying to distract myself from the excitement thag was building up. At the time I was using my sisters old iPhone 6s since my old phone got run over by a car ( long story ) and the battery in that bitch was -
Leaking so I went and bought a power bank because the idea of not being able to contact to her was frightening. Liza arrived 2 hours later but I didn’t mind time felt like an illusion as I sat on a bench thinking about how in a very long time I was excited to meet someone —
New and knowing that the intention was not to just sleep together it was so refreshing and I felt so wanted for the first time in so long. When she texted me that she was there my heart literally sank I was so nervous and I am never nervous during first dates, I guess I really -
Liked her from the start (fuck you) I remember walking around trying to spot her and when I did all the nervousness just went away, she doesn’t know this but I stood there looking at here for a good 2 minutes before saying hi and just being in awe at how stunning she was.
I sat there and said oh fuck out loud, she was wearing an off the shoulder yellow shirt and mom jeans that I told her to wear and although her shoes were disappointing I was so whipped for her. I hugged her and we went to the aquarium
And the rest is history what happened next is a shitstorm of my mom walking in on her pantsless and her stealing out first kiss.
She’s my best friend and the reason why I’m not a serial killer thank you for being alive and keeping me alive I promise I won’t ghost you
Also my arms were huge wtf
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