Thread by @blondewithab00k, okay welcome to the mind of 13yo racquel https://twitter.com/blondewithab00k/status/1275612836933152768 my "main character" [...]

okay welcome to the mind of 13yo racquel https://twitter.com/blondewithab00k/status/1275612836933152768

https://twitter.com/blondewithab00k/status/1275612836933152768

my "main character" was Kia, who began my game with her longterm boyfriend Ryan (ignore his hair I did my best), his sister Caitlin, and Kia's best friend Carly (ignore her face I used to draw makeup on with markers that apparently fade horrifically)

Caitlin didn't like Kia and wanted her and Ryan to break up despite living with them. Ryan was planning on proposing until Kia's old friend Jake (I literally don't remember his name so we're going with Jake) came back into town and Ryan got jealous, causing a huge fight

13yo me decided this fight was enough to break Kia and Ryan up (even tho Kia and Jake weren't ever involved? It's fine, we needed conflict). Kia moved in with Carly, who immediately was into Jake. But guess who ELSE was into Jake? CAITLIN

Ryan got annoyed at how smug Caitlin was over him and Kia breaking up so he asks her to move out. She moves in with a girl she met named Zoey, who lost her leg in a bad accident (my dog ate her leg and nearly chewed her arm off (rest in peace Siri))

enter Monica (?) and her sister whose name I forget but we're gonna call her Jane. Monica and Ryan meet and INSTANTLY hit it off. Meanwhile Kia is still heartbroken over their breakup and third wheeling with the Carly/Jake/Caitlin love triangle

there was a whole sideplot where Kia and Ryan both befriended this little girl and they ended up like coadopting her even tho that's,,,,not a thing?? so we're gonna gloss over that

love triangle breakdown: Jake & Carly hit it off from the get-go but were more friends to lovers. Jake & Caitlin were VERY flirtatious and had great chemistry but there wasn't real depth to the romance. Eventually, Jake and Carly started casually dating

TW // addiction

I lose track of the timeline a bit but I remember Caitlin and Zoey got addicted to drugs (genuinely not trying to trivialize this topic but 13yo me was exploring this topic through play). They eventually got clean with the help of Zoey's friend Chase(?)

Chase and Zoey were SUPER close which made Caitlin confusingly jealous. But then Chase asks Kia out (idk how they met who cares) and Caitlin realizes Zoey isn't into Chase. But guess who is into Zoey? CAITLIN (oh my god they were roommates,,,,but make it sapphic)

Kia and Chase date for a bit and Chase introduces Kia to his old friend, Monica and her new boyfriend.....RYAN.

Ryan and Kia both think the other has entirely moved on and realize they have to move on. EXCEPT NEITHER HAS ACTUALLY MOVED ON

back to Carly and Jake: They're dating and happy but it feels,,,boring. Jake misses the spark he had with Caitlin and Carly misses the closeness they had during the ~pursuit~ (13yo me thought good relationships were dramatic ones so a healthy, "easy" relationship got boring fast)

OMG WAIT JAKES NAME WAS JOHNNY SHHSKDKD

anyways he dumps Carly, pissing off Kia and Carly. So now he's lonely and has no one and enter.....MONICA'S SISTER JANEEEE

Ryan and Monica were super serious at this point because pacing doesn't matter. Kia and Chase end things on good terms because neither was really feeling it. I'm pretty sure she started dating this egotistical Ryan Knock-Off for a bit and by dating I mean,,,,hooking up with

Kia is ready to dump Hot Blond but doesn't because she wanted to make Ryan jealous (?) meanwhile Ryan is super jealous and pushing himself to propose to Monica in the hopes that it'll make him get over Kia (super healthy)

I feel like at some point Jake/Johnny cheated on someone with Caitlin but I also remember her and Zoey being like super healthy. Should I have explained these characters better? I feel like I should've explained these characters better.

Kia- good heart, powerful, confident, funny
Ryan- sensitive dumbass
Caitlin- spoiled, hides her heart behind sass
Carly- classic Fun SideKick BFF
Jake- fuckboy w/ heart of gold
Monica- fake nice, snobby
Zoey- manic pixie dream gorl
Chase- soft boi
Blond- fuck boi
Jane- pure bean

ANYWAYSSSSS,,,,Ryan proposes to Monica because he thinks it's "the right thing" and the wedding date is set. Kia finds out and dumps Blond once and for all. She decides to focus on herself so she can move on and be happy for the man she once loved.

but where the drama in that???

sidebar: Jake/Johnny is happy with Jane but now that he's unavailable, him and Carly are

looking

because 13yo me was messy. I'm p sure he cheated on Jane but then Jane got pregnant and they got married? they both have on painted rings so,,,,

BUT BACK TO THE MAIN PLOT:

day of Ryan and Monica's wedding, Kia and Ryan talk. She says she's happy for him and he's grateful but they're both sad bois because they're still in love and this was meant to be them.

okay I genuinely don't remember the specifics but Ryan like said Kia's name or something during his speech and everyone is like

BUT RYAN AND MONICA STILL GET MARRIED ANYWAYS

the only reason I know they still got married is because they both have on painted rings lmao. So Ryan is married now but he and Kia are still both raising that little girl I mentioned that they co-adopted yeah she's relevant to the plot again

Monica and Ryan are not happy though. Monica is super high maintenance and constantly mad at Ryan for spending time with Kia raising this random girl they sketchily adopted (Monica was an outlet for 13yo me's internalized misogyny sorry Monica)

the only healthy couple is Caitlin and Zoey who are happily sober, living together with their himbo best friend Chase. deeply closeted and assuredly heterosexual 13yo me said sapphic rights

Monica realized Ryan was going to keep choosing Kia and their daughter over her so she FAKES A PREGNANCY and is caught almost immediately because of something to do with her sister who was actually pregnant(?) it's been like 8 years I don't remember everything

Ryan realizes Monica isn't the woman he thought she was and he turns to Kia as a friend. She confesses she still loves him and always has and he says he feels the same. He wants to do this right though, so he divorces Monica officially and proposes to Kia the second it's final

THEN KIA AND RYAN GET MARRIED AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH THEIR PROBABLY ILLEGALLY ADOPTED DAUGHTER AND I EVEN MADE KIA A WEDDING RING

endgame couples:

Kia & Ryan
Jake/Johnny & pregnant Jane
Caitlin & Zoey
MONICA & THE RANDOM DOUCHEY HOT BLOND GUY END UP FALLIN IN LOVE (they were actually v happy and brought out the best in one another)

I started teasing out Chase and Carly and honestly,,,current me ships it

and,,,,,,,fin

ok one last thing I started writing an alternate version at some point & all I remember was that Kia had a rare middle name that no one but Ryan knew about & she realized he still loved her when he and Monica ended up actually having a baby and HE NAMED THE BABY KIA'S MIDDLE NAME

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