How's lockdown going, Gretchen?

Well, I cleared the random stuff off the chair that normally holds random stuff, so now I have a New Location To Sit In and lemme tell you folks, it's A Revelation
Please tell me about the most incredibly trivial adjustments you've made which have helped in some tiny way, I crave novelty
can I just point out that I mentioned this sarcastically to Amy in March and she has been pinging me sporadically for Third Chair updates for THREE MONTHS https://twitter.com/amyhoy/status/1275606422751834113
wow i am inspired, i definitely must have some rarely-used glassware at the back of a shelf that i could bust out https://twitter.com/julieeelogan/status/1275607133359239168
yesss omg mundane household tasks you've been putting off for years club, that was how I spent april https://twitter.com/artbyailbhe/status/1275606679787384832
this is the kind of EXTREMELY MINOR YET HIGH-IMPACT activity that i am here for https://twitter.com/LauraHLynch/status/1275607331062063104
thomas i don't know where the taps are on your bathtub but let me assure you that on mine that would be EXTREMELY NOPE https://twitter.com/thomasfuchs/status/1275607709107142656
honoured to join the annals of Coffeepot Webcam Internet Fame https://twitter.com/amyhoy/status/1275607973235052545
inspiring https://twitter.com/readingtheend/status/1275609543171616768
evidence that amy has been subtweeting me about the chair thing since march https://twitter.com/amyhoy/status/1244133415563063296
ok Bird Feeder Twitter, i know you must exist, if a person wanted to get a starter bird feeder what bird feeder should they get

i've seen, um, cardinals and probably sparrows around but it would also be cool to attract something else (also squirrels tho) https://twitter.com/suldrew/status/1275607974078078976
EMMA DO IT, THIS IS WHY I MADE THE TWEET https://twitter.com/EmmaSManning/status/1275611265919057920
aw yeah I moved my crockpot to a better spot and it's Extremely Good https://twitter.com/TYTWPodcast/status/1275609012386631681
hanging up pictures, yisss https://twitter.com/byKelsea/status/1275612092918231041
very here for all the homecleaning hax https://twitter.com/SarahM/status/1275607297037946882
tapping the International Strategic Chair Reserve, one person at a time https://twitter.com/EmmaSManning/status/1275612420531269637
doooo itttttt meliiiii https://twitter.com/sillyhead/status/1275614624725917696
Next step after tapping the Strategic Chair Reserve: augmenting our production of Just Sitting On The Balcony And Staring At Stuff https://twitter.com/brynguist/status/1275612669752442880
it's literally identical to my other chair that I've been sitting in this whole time, but it Points In A Different Direction, So https://twitter.com/corinnehammons/status/1275612613813121033
*points to bio* no it's armchair linguistics https://twitter.com/aedwardslevy/status/1275614907661156352
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