in this thread i will be rating the chopstick dexterity of the smashers in this arms/smash promotional art posted yesterday

Mario:

i love you my little man but what are you doing. how does he hold the bowl and chopsticks at the same time. those chopsticks are gonna fall into the soup. hoverhanding taken to a sad new level

Inkling:

the lack of spoon implies she's gonna down the soup in one go which is amazing. either that or the liquid would fucking kill her. the perspective is hard but it seems she's holding it functionally

Donkey Kong:

keep it up buddy!

Samus:

i thought it was mush at first but she seems to be going for fried rice. she uses a spoon. not a damn thing that can be misinterpreted in this image

Isabelle:

i dropped my chopsticks 3 times taking this photo. what do you think

Min Min and Captain Falcon:

this entire thread has culminated to the fact that i don't even hold my chopsticks correctly, so i can't even tell you. they seem to be enjoying it and that's what matters (MORAL OF THE STORY)

also i don't own smash