So this weekend, Bre made a tweet about Marley getting lit off syrup. INSTANTLY made me happy bc I knew it was driving her nuts. But I was kinda sad bc I had nothing to do with it.
So yesterday I get on here and see Bre talking bout Marley been eating frootiess since his bday
I’m thinking like “Yeah this is my chance”
I instantly think how can I troll in the best way possible. Go on Amazon and it say “5 pound bag”
I’m like
I bought it sooooooooooooo fast
Then tweeted the lil demons happy at my sabotage work for the day.
Then to top it off, Bre unbeknowingst resppnded to it. I played it cool, knowing what was to come. Held it in.
Then BOOM!
Don’t play w/ the Gawd
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