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I'm sad.

Nobody ever mentions how Sweaty Ted avoided military service.
He told High Times in '77 he pulled one over on the man.

See Ted didn't want to go to Viet Nam, so he devised himself a plan before he had to show up to do his duty.

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Little Teddy had already got a deferment, but his number finally came up. According to his own words, he stopped bathing a month before his physical.

Ted decided to eat nothing but Cheetos & drink nothing but beer for a WEEK before his physical. Turned his insides out.

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And just for good measure, Sweaty Ted let all that diarreah out in his pants, then did a line of crystal meth right before he showed up for his physical.

In his own words he was "a walking, talking chunk of human poop."

Of course he walked out with a 1-Y classification.

3/

Now he might have been lying to impress his adoring fans, there's been some looking into it.

Regardless the guy that has the stones to judge other folks' patriotism on the daily avoided the same duty so many of his peers died doing.

4/ http://www.rgj.com/story/news/2015/06/03/fact-checker-ted-nugent-draft-dodging-claim-revisited/28324833/

And now he's besties with the #DraftDodgerInChief.

Birds of a feather I guess.
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