Woke: handsome 6'6 PH deku who's perfected his dependable, sunny public persona

Bespoke: anxious mess 5'8 PH deku whose first interview went viral because he got nervous and forgot his own name

He's cried on camera 17 times (yes his classmates are keeping track). Usually it's because a baby waved at him or something, but he also consistently cries during fan meets and special events (he has fans! There are little kids dressed up like him! He just gets so overwhelmed!!!)

His baby face makes him very popular with old people but it also makes him indistinguishable from most high schoolers

A passing teacher: did you get lost on the way to deku's guest lecture? You must be one of the first years.

Deku, in tears: I'm 27

Bkg, standing by himself in front of the hall: so, uh, we'll get this thing started as soon as deku shows up. In the meantime, how many of you are ground zero fans?

Deku, from somewhere in the back: (raises his hand)

Bkg: DEKU WHAT THE FU - HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE AUDIENCE

Deku: I'M SORRY SOMEONE TOLD ME TO SIT HERE

bkg: WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A WONDER DUO POSTER

deku: THEY SAID TO GET ONE IF I WANTED AN AUTOGRAPH??

It doesn't help that stupid deku gets all flustered and breathless speaking to ANY hero, even after getting to number one

A civilian: woah, look, it's uravity!

Deku, an excitable idiot: OMFG WHERE

Some sidekick: omg omg omg deku's coming over here maybe he'll look my way maybe he'll smile at me MAYBE I'LL GET TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS HIM

Deku, already holding his 36th autograph book: HEY TELL ME ABOUT YOUR QUIRK

Obviously bkg's existence makes everything worse always. The wonder duo work together like a well oiled machine but the second they're together they become a social disaster. The PR team is both highly paid and highly prone to stress ulcers lol

Bkg frequently antagonises his fans. He once tried to fight a toddler and got slapped by its mother. This happened on live television. Kaminari has the video up on his YouTube channel. It has 6.9 million views

Some bkdk interviews are charismatic, like the buzzfeed one with the puppies. Deku cries (obviously) and manages to answer 0 questions. He claims it's just his allergies. Bkg knows deku has no allergies. He says this very loudly, several times

Bkg is surprisingly popular with the puppies. He gathers 6 of them into his arms and declares himself pack leader. One pees on him. He tries to fight it. Deku scolds him. They scuffle. Bkg ends up on the floor covered in dogs, defeated. One pees on him again.

Other public appearances are not so charming. Like the time bkg called deku a six piece chicken mcnobody and deku threw him out a window. Or the time they wasted their ellen slot arguing with each other. Or the time they got into a fist fight over whether or not water is wet.

They're not allowed to run their official twitter accounts anymore. Deku keeps picking fights with 14 y/os who say they don't like GZ. Bkg keeps picking fights with Deku. They're banished to their personal twitters, which are unfortunately also very popular

Every week deku announces he's blocking bkg. Every week bkg calls him a broccoli baby bitch. They like to shit talk each other online even when they are in the same room. The PR team is sick of them. The media is sick of them. The fans believe it's true love

When bkdk start dating, they agree it would be best to keep the relationship under wraps. The secret last for 0.36 seconds, because deku blurts out in an interview that he finds bkg incredibly handsome. They weren't even talking about bkg. Deku's just really gay

Eventually they livestream the wedding. Everyone expects it to be another PR nightmare but it's genuinely beautiful and sweet. All might officiates. They keep the vows private, but they do upload a video of them after the wedding, exhausted and holding hands.

It's the happiest anyone's ever seen gz. Deku cries, of course, but nobody has the heart to make fun of him this time. For once the PR team doesn't have to do anything - it's hard not to love the wonder duo after that.

To this day, the wedding video is the second most popular wonder duo video of all time.

(The most popular is the one of bkg getting peed on by puppies)

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