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NFL QBs as Stocks: A thread
Patrick Mahomes: Amazon
Going to cost a ton but you know it's worth every penny. Every year you wait it's just going to get more expensive
Going to cost a ton but you know it's worth every penny. Every year you wait it's just going to get more expensive
Dak Prescott: Tesla
Even the owner thinks it is overvalued but because its only gone up while you've owned it, you feel obligated to hold onto it rather than sell it.
Even the owner thinks it is overvalued but because its only gone up while you've owned it, you feel obligated to hold onto it rather than sell it.
Drew Brees: SPY
You know exactly what your going to get and that is consistent, solid performance since the beginning of time. Never the top stock, but almost always better than any individual stock.
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You know exactly what your going to get and that is consistent, solid performance since the beginning of time. Never the top stock, but almost always better than any individual stock.
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Josh Allen: *Any Penny Stock Here*
Spin that chamber baby, could be worth $100 a year from now could be worth $0 a year from now.
Spin that chamber baby, could be worth $100 a year from now could be worth $0 a year from now.
Lamar Jackson: Chipotle
Had a phenomenal 2019, but one medical issue and it can go back to being a below average performer
Had a phenomenal 2019, but one medical issue and it can go back to being a below average performer
Russell Wilson: Apple
Has done nothing but exceeded expectations since day one.
Has done nothing but exceeded expectations since day one.
Jameis Winston: Hertz
Can go from up 50% to down 50% within the same day. You have no idea what you are getting out of this one.
Can go from up 50% to down 50% within the same day. You have no idea what you are getting out of this one.
Eli Manning: Ford
Sounds like a staple on paper, but has seriously underperformed since 2012.
Sounds like a staple on paper, but has seriously underperformed since 2012.
Sam Darnold: Bitcoin
Isn't worth anything but people seem to think it's the next big thing.
Isn't worth anything but people seem to think it's the next big thing.
Deshaun Watson: Uber
Revolutionary, but is so poorly managed that it has underachieved its potential.
Revolutionary, but is so poorly managed that it has underachieved its potential.
Baker Mayfield: Lyft
Less revolutionary than Uber, but equally as poorly managed
Less revolutionary than Uber, but equally as poorly managed
Tom Brady: Disney
Used to be a staple, but fell off in 2019. Has a serious chance to rebound in 2020 give the opportunity at hand.
Used to be a staple, but fell off in 2019. Has a serious chance to rebound in 2020 give the opportunity at hand.
Joe Flacco: Sprint
For one year it looked ELITE but completely tanked, and has since been delisted.
For one year it looked ELITE but completely tanked, and has since been delisted.
Phillip Rivers: Johnson & Johnson
Above average performer that is a parent company to about a million child companies.
Above average performer that is a parent company to about a million child companies.
Andrew Luck: Enron
On track to be an all time great, but overnight completely disappeared.
On track to be an all time great, but overnight completely disappeared.
Kirk Cousins: Bond Mutual Fund
You will end up paying very high fees for a very average return.
You will end up paying very high fees for a very average return.
Mitch Trubisky: WeWork
Generated a lot of buzz to ultimately have a failed IPO.
Generated a lot of buzz to ultimately have a failed IPO.
Aaron Rodgers: Berkshire Hathaway
Looked to be the greatest performer of all time, however management focused too much on VALUE at the Wide Receiver position rather than GROWTH, and now it is clear, that its best days are in the past.
Looked to be the greatest performer of all time, however management focused too much on VALUE at the Wide Receiver position rather than GROWTH, and now it is clear, that its best days are in the past.
Jimmy Garoppolo: Snap
Came out of the gates on fire, is widely considered the "hot new thing" but in reality it still isn't profitable.
Came out of the gates on fire, is widely considered the "hot new thing" but in reality it still isn't profitable.
Kyler Murray: Zoom
Boomers don't understand it, but the younger generation realizes that it has the opportunity to revolutionize the game.
Boomers don't understand it, but the younger generation realizes that it has the opportunity to revolutionize the game.
Ben Roethlisberger: Boeing
Was a BIG company that exceeded expectations for a long time, but due to failing parts recently, it is no longer what it used to be.
Was a BIG company that exceeded expectations for a long time, but due to failing parts recently, it is no longer what it used to be.
