One of the things i fancy with women here it’s how they SERIOUSLY educate themselves. They go from talking about periods to comfortable pads to vagina hygiene to breasts cancer and other affiliated things. They even have time to educate men about the vulva and giving pleasure.
The only thing men know abt their sex organ is that they will have blue balls if they don’t have sex and if your balls start scratching you, it’s time to change boxers. Someone made a tweet about how to check for penile cancer, everyone turned it to “its gay” jokes and cruise
Once u try to raise awareness about hygiene, diseases and how to properly gain sexual pleasure, everyone starts making fun. They are ashamed of talking about their health that they’d rather force themselves into women’s zone and male doctors would rather talk about menstruation
We cant have comfortable discussions about prostrate related diseases, haemophilia, X-linked recessive inheritance and the rest. The only medically linked topic we comfortably talk about is paternity test.
26% of uncircumcised men do not know how to properly wash their foreskin
We always talk about wanting to receive head but less than 18% wash only the rectum after using a toilet.
Remember the day I wanted to ask men what they use to shave their balls and penis and questions about hair around the anus.
We all know what the comments would be filled wit
Men feel ashamed to talk to other men about their experiences during sex. Men would rather talk about who they hadsex with and lie about the size of their dick and how long they lasted to create an idea that big penis or long penetration time equals perfect sexual performance
Most men feel the only way to gain sexual pleasure is by ramming their dick into a hole. That’s why the whole dick size thing is an argument to soothe their ego and the ones with smaller dicks would rather ignorantly blame it on a “loose pussy”
Some areas on your body are chock-full of nerve endings like the ear, armpit, the base of the shaft and the nipples. The nipples are said to be more sensitive that women’s because they are rarely ever touched. Flick it with the tip of your nail or have someone use their tongue.
So can we mense world, fallen hero, size of holes in fish jokes and talk about men’s hygiene. Comfortably talk about how to properly take care of our penis, cool products to use and our health.

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