Sat in for my child's Zoom classes, and the hilarity had me in total stitches the entire time. This one has taken a storytelling leaf from mum, and I'm here for it.

Examples: {using generic names in case these people are on the TL }

Note: these are verbatim narratives.

1. Someone has saved their new name as a Dot. So how will the teacher ask them to answer a question, will she say "Dot, speak?"

2. Jayden has changed his name to Max Thunderman from "The Thundermans". And he hasn't even spelt the name "thunder" properly.

3. Wow, people are sick today. Look at what Mary is typing, I always thought she was a calm person!!

{What Mary typed: orilogn;oavn;woijv okfjqekmal/kfgokrg WILL REPORT YOU TO DADDY YOU BAD BOY!!!!!!!!}

4. Mummy, look! Today people are just tired. Three people are on the Zoom class while lying in bed.

5. The teacher is not amused. She has tried sharing her screen, and Brayden, Kayley and Liam have started scribbling on it, we can't see anything!
Oh, the teacher has removed them from the class now!

6. Ashlee has changed the voice on her Zoom to a very deep voice like a man. The teacher asked her to answer a question and we heard a very deep voice. The teacher asked again, and she answered in the same deep voice! She's been told to change back or be removed!

7. Noel has been asked to name something that is a triangle shape, and he has said "carrot".

8. The teacher has muted everyone now. Because Brandon was asked to name one digital device in his home, and he said "bicycle"

Baba Shem is at home, and he's watching TV with very loud volume we can hear everything, he's even laughing.