UM MY MOM IS SLEEPING AND I JUST HEARD THAT SOUND THAT A WHIP CREAM CAN MAKES WHEN YOU PRESS THE TOP IM SCARED
LIKE WHAT DO I DO??? DO I PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP ? GO FIGHT THE GHOST ? IDK
After a thorough investigation of the crime scene a bug was found to be crawling around my room. Unfortunately, the bug did not make it. Hence, this mystery is SOLVED.
OSRS I HAD MY PHONE FOR A FLASHLIGHT IN ONE HAND AND MY PEPPER SPRAY IN THE OTHER. LOOKIN LIKE A WHOLE COP FROM THE MOVIES LMFAO I WOULD NOT HAVE SURVIVED IF IT WAS A PERSON.
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