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I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person but I was born white into a working household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me "privileged," a racist & responsible for slavery...
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By today's standards, I am a fiscal & moral conservative which makes me a fascist because I plan, budget & support myself.
I went to school & always held a job. But I now find out that I didn’t earn it myself because I was somehow "advantaged”...
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I am a Christian & not a Muslim which now labels me as an infidel.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a de facto member of a vast gun lobby.

I doubt almost everything the "main stream" media tells me which makes me a right-wing conspiracy nut...
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I’m proud of my heritage & our inclusive culture making me a xenophobe.

I believe in hard work & fair compensation which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort – not freedom of outcome which makes me a borderline sociopath...
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I believe in the defense & protection of America for & by all citizens, now making me a militant.

I am proud of our American flag, what it stands for & the many who died to let it fly.

I stand & salute during our National Anthem so I must be a racist.
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