If y'all are new-ish you got a rowdy as hell Talladega finish, now just rely on your internet friends to find the good races for you so you don't have to watch "driver you don't care about wins boring Kansas by three laps"
just @ me and I'll tell you okay, this is a service I provide for free
watch:
Talladega -- redneck particle accelerator
Bristol -- hillybilly phone booth fight
Martinsville -- HE'S GOT A KNIFE
Darlington -- "wall need eat cars"
Daytona -- Florida Man, but a Track

maybe:
Pocono -- pretty good or real bad
Fontana -- underrated!
Dover -- RAWR
no:

Chicago -- all flat, mostly bad
Phoenix -- rattlesnakes and naps
New Hampshire -- absolutely not
Kansas -- sleepy donuts
y'all the Roval seems like a terrible idea and though I haven't watched a race there yet I have to endorse it based on "seems like a terrible idea" and "NASCAR track"
p.s. I don't write or talk about it a lot but I really, really, really love NASCAR
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