jessica jones rewatch: a thread
1.01 aka ladies night
the jessica jones theme is the best marvel intro idc idc. the visuals, the detective esque tune, the purple, etc etc.
ugh itâs just *chefâs kiss*
ugh itâs just *chefâs kiss*
i always forget the episode starts with people fucking
iâve missed jessicaâs voiceovers omg
yes jessica throw that man through the glass of your door
omg the trishtalk ad on the bus
âjessica, did miss horgarth ask you to stop by?â
âyep.â
plskshdjd iâve missed jess so much
âyep.â
plskshdjd iâve missed jess so much

JERIIII
krysten using her normal voice for jessicaâs âannoyingâ voice will never not be funny


jessica is the only karen i trust
i love the little detail of jessica doing work on the toilet LMFAO i love comic accuracy
i wonder how awkward it is to be filming a scene where your character is supposed to be asleep but thereâs a whole camera shoved in your face lmao
jessica should have worn that red turtle neck more tbh
jessica to luke: every breath you take, every move you make, iâll be watching you
LMAO jess why are you watching a dude sniff a womanâs shoe then
luke you sexy man
they literally went two feet down the street LMAO

i love the comic accuracy in luke wearing a yellow shirt
the light going from red/orange to purple behind jessica when she sees kilgrave is a cool little touch of detail omg
kilgrave still freaks me out tbh
ohh jess repeating her childhood street names :((
lmao jess throwing her boot at the ceiling in an attempt to shut up the arguing upstairs is a mood
itâs scenes like these that make me love jessica jones so much. a scene as simple as jessica not plugging her charger into the wall makes her character seem so much more real.
MALCOM
âwhat are you doing in my apartment?â
âthis is why apartment.â
donât you love neighbors lol
âthis is why apartment.â
donât you love neighbors lol
malcolm and his stupid crunchy peanut butter

âyou know your doorâs broken.â
âi hadnât noticed.â
lmao me
âi hadnât noticed.â
lmao me
i forgot the comma in that quote fuck
âyou use scarcasm to distance people.â
âand yet youâre still here. now go the hell home.â
my friends and i be like that
âand yet youâre still here. now go the hell home.â
my friends and i be like that
malcolm nodding lmfao

mrs. schlottman: SHE COULD BE IN A CULT!
jess:
jess:

mr. schlottman fucking around with jessicaâs door while his wife is explaining what happened to hope 


âSTOP WITH THE DAMN DOOR, BOBâ
I THOUGHT JESS WAS EATING BEANS OUT OF THE CAN BUT IT WAS JUST A SANDWICH LMAOOOO GOODBYE
i just realized in my earlier tweet i spelled malcolm wrong omg oops
jessica just bc youâre not an athlete doesnât mean you can judge hopeâs life for being consumed by track SKDJS
jessica: *breaks the lock*
hopeâs roommates:




jessica: it was open
hopeâs roommates:






jessica: it was open

jessica: *throws the gopro* oh look i found a cut
the dude: oh! yOU DESTROYED MY ART!!
the dude: oh! yOU DESTROYED MY ART!!

pls jessicaâs reaction to the dude saying hope has stuff in the closet ps jsmdjdnsdjhc

âyou turn that thing on, iâll pull your underwear through your eye.â
thanks for the new threat, jess. iâm gonna use it.
thanks for the new threat, jess. iâm gonna use it.
jessica grabbing the back of that dudeâs car 


i love how jessica is so nonchalant about her powers lmao
PLS THE DUDE TRYING TO OPEN THE CAR DOOR AND JESS JUST CLOSING IT ON HIM AGAIN SOJFMSFJDK
LMFAO THE LAZER EYES
âlaser eyes. moron.â LMFAO
ew i hate when kilgrave licks jessicaâs face

awh jess 




i thought hogarth was flexing on everyone with airpods 


i also spelled sarcasm wrong oops
discontinuing this thread until i finish the other 2973913838 shows i have to watch oops