jessica jones rewatch: a thread

1.01 aka ladies night

the jessica jones theme is the best marvel intro idc idc. the visuals, the detective esque tune, the purple, etc etc.

ugh it’s just *chef’s kiss*

i always forget the episode starts with people fucking

i’ve missed jessica’s voiceovers omg

yes jessica throw that man through the glass of your door

LMFAO ME

omg the trishtalk ad on the bus

trish’s face on the ad is sending me LMFAO

“jessica, did miss horgarth ask you to stop by?”

“yep.”

plskshdjd i’ve missed jess so much

lmao

JERIIII

me

krysten using her normal voice for jessica’s “annoying” voice will never not be funny

jessica is the only karen i trust

i love the little detail of jessica doing work on the toilet LMFAO i love comic accuracy

me too jess me too

i wonder how awkward it is to be filming a scene where your character is supposed to be asleep but there’s a whole camera shoved in your face lmao

jessica should have worn that red turtle neck more tbh

jessica to luke: every breath you take, every move you make, i’ll be watching you

LMAO jess why are you watching a dude sniff a woman’s shoe then

luke you sexy man

they literally went two feet down the street LMAO

i love the comic accuracy in luke wearing a yellow shirt

the light going from red/orange to purple behind jessica when she sees kilgrave is a cool little touch of detail omg

kilgrave still freaks me out tbh

ohh jess repeating her childhood street names :((

me shamelessly sleeping until 3 pm like

lmao jess throwing her boot at the ceiling in an attempt to shut up the arguing upstairs is a mood

it’s scenes like these that make me love jessica jones so much. a scene as simple as jessica not plugging her charger into the wall makes her character seem so much more real.

MALCOM

“what are you doing in my apartment?”

“this is why apartment.”

don’t you love neighbors lol

malcolm and his stupid crunchy peanut butter

“you know your door’s broken.”

“i hadn’t noticed.”

lmao me

i forgot the comma in that quote fuck

“you use scarcasm to distance people.”

“and yet you’re still here. now go the hell home.”

my friends and i be like that

malcolm nodding lmfao

mrs. schlottman: SHE COULD BE IN A CULT!

jess:

mr. schlottman fucking around with jessica’s door while his wife is explaining what happened to hope

“STOP WITH THE DAMN DOOR, BOB”

I THOUGHT JESS WAS EATING BEANS OUT OF THE CAN BUT IT WAS JUST A SANDWICH LMAOOOO GOODBYE

i just realized in my earlier tweet i spelled malcolm wrong omg oops

jessica just bc you’re not an athlete doesn’t mean you can judge hope’s life for being consumed by track SKDJS

jessica: *breaks the lock*

hope’s roommates:

jessica: it was open

jessica: *throws the gopro* oh look i found a cut

the dude: oh! yOU DESTROYED MY ART!!

pls jessica’s reaction to the dude saying hope has stuff in the closet ps jsmdjdnsdjhc

“you turn that thing on, i’ll pull your underwear through your eye.”

thanks for the new threat, jess. i’m gonna use it.

jessica grabbing the back of that dude’s car

i love how jessica is so nonchalant about her powers lmao

PLS THE DUDE TRYING TO OPEN THE CAR DOOR AND JESS JUST CLOSING IT ON HIM AGAIN SOJFMSFJDK

LMFAO THE LAZER EYES

“laser eyes. moron.” LMFAO

ew i hate when kilgrave licks jessica’s face

awh jess

i thought hogarth was flexing on everyone with airpods

i also spelled sarcasm wrong oops

discontinuing this thread until i finish the other 2973913838 shows i have to watch oops