if my oomfs and i were seventeen ships: a thread
starting with: @wonupegger

-we’d be gyuhoon
-im big puppy
-she sleeps a fuck ton
-she puts up with my annoying ass
-accepts my affection occasionally
-wont admit publicly that she loves me but she does and probably will deny it once i tweet this
@bluefornana

-we’d be soonhoon
-she’s the dumbass
-i put up with her because i love her
-she can dance
-im good with music
-constantly has to be reminded to take care of herself or else she’ll over work herself
@nahaogf

-we’d probably be seoksoon
-we scream at each other and understand what the other person meant
-we’re dumb but it’s okay
-loud duo
-visuals !!!
@verynoren

-we’re jiji (jihoon+ joshua)
-I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME FOR THE LONGEST TIME HSJDF
-different people but somehow manage to get along
-you’re a lot nicer once people get to know you
-i must protec
@YANGTEEFlES

-we’re jeongchan
-YOU BABY THE FUCK OUT OF ME
-i enjoy it but i wont admit it anywhere but here
-taller than me
-can and will protect me
-my favorite person on the planet
@86taos

-we’re verkwan
-BEST FRIENDS
-i LITERALLY love you so much
-I HAVE TO REFRAIN FROM NAGGING YOU
-but i care about you which is why i refrain
-BUT you better be taking care of yourself >:(
-can and WILL make fun of each other

ALSO GO WISH BROCKY A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
@98dery + @xiaclt

-we’re booseoksoon
-do NOT lock us in a room together it wont end well
-all i can think about is mel and i meeting each other
-“how are u?”
-“16!”
-we are the chaos trio and will continue to be the chaos trio until the end of time
@wonupegger + @GYUC0RE

-we’re the maknae line
-I nag laurel to take her meds all the time
-I give jayme bad ideas
-Jayme is the baby but wont admit it
-laurel just vibes
-i do it out of love
-now dont do stupid shit and if you do,,dont get me involved idk who you are
@fags4jeno

-we’re chanhao
-dont really interact a ton but i will always be here to help you
-you’re a BABY and i feel the need to help you in any way possible
-but we’re JUST friends bro
-will always be one of my favorites
-i will ALWAYS reassure you
@enbyyves

-we’re chancheol
-YOU’RE SO OLD
-i can and WILL clown you over this
-but i do it out of love
-you mean a lot to me and i look up to you in ways
-just not the stupid ones
-please dont encourage me to stick a lightbulb up my ass like someone else did
@cuddIykwan

-we’re woncheol
-affectionate and loving
-but in a platonic way
-i admire u
-pls help me be a good boosadan
-i love u
@fallinkwan :D

-we’re seokhan
-im an idiot
-im not really your idiot
-but you put up with me on occasion so it counts
-I admire you a lot
-pls help me be a good boosadan
-anyway
-reassure me pls im gonna need it
@ljhvobo

-we’re gyuhao
-im the dumbass who wants your attention
-you put up with my clingy and annoying dumbass
-my favorite
-can and WILL protec
-ily lots
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