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Ay bro.
This is uhm... ok, so this shit works, but like, itâs kinda sick.
You gotta be down BAD to resort to this method imo.
Girls arenât just fuck toys bruv. Itâs not cool to scheme your way into fucking them.
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This is uhm... ok, so this shit works, but like, itâs kinda sick.
You gotta be down BAD to resort to this method imo.
Girls arenât just fuck toys bruv. Itâs not cool to scheme your way into fucking them.
Ok a couple things before I get into this.
1. I donât be fucking like that so take this w/ a grain of salt
2. Iâve only used this strategy on 2 girls:
the 1st one I didnât hit bc I was legit afraid sheâd fall in love w/ me and the other one ended up hooking up w/ me (no sex)
1. I donât be fucking like that so take this w/ a grain of salt
2. Iâve only used this strategy on 2 girls:
the 1st one I didnât hit bc I was legit afraid sheâd fall in love w/ me and the other one ended up hooking up w/ me (no sex)
3. Itâs really not that serious to be in the FZ. I promise you, itâs not worth trying to manipulate ur way into pussy
4. Make sure youâre actually in the friend zone, if not this wonât work, or worse, youâll ruin your chances of hitting.
4. Make sure youâre actually in the friend zone, if not this wonât work, or worse, youâll ruin your chances of hitting.
5. I DONT do this anymore. Itâs too sociopathic and idk, itâs just too much.
Lol, I donât even think niggas should be doing all this just to hit... honestly, sex isnât that heavy. But whatever. I wrote this so I figured Iâd share.
Lol, I donât even think niggas should be doing all this just to hit... honestly, sex isnât that heavy. But whatever. I wrote this so I figured Iâd share.
Rq. Like I said, this only works if youâre legit in the friend zone. A lot of dudes think theyâre in the friend zone when really theyâre just being too pussy to make a move.
Youâre only in the FZ if youâve TRIED to elevate your relationship and sheâs turned you down.
Ok.
Youâre only in the FZ if youâve TRIED to elevate your relationship and sheâs turned you down.
Ok.
Step 1: Text your chick AT LEAST twice a day every day for 2 weeks, once in the morning & once in the evening. Try to do it the same time every day if you can.
Explanation:
Youâre doing this to become her âbest friendâ. Ironically, the only way out of the FZ is through it.
Constant texts will build rapport and comfort as well as build a habit of talking to you, within her daily routine.
Youâre doing this to become her âbest friendâ. Ironically, the only way out of the FZ is through it.
Constant texts will build rapport and comfort as well as build a habit of talking to you, within her daily routine.
Signs youâre done w/ step 1.
- if you text her while sheâs busy, she says âhold on Iâll text you back laterâ and she actually texts you back.
- She initiates FaceTime calls without warning
- She sends you screenshots of other dudes texting her
Usually takes about 2 weeks.
- if you text her while sheâs busy, she says âhold on Iâll text you back laterâ and she actually texts you back.
- She initiates FaceTime calls without warning
- She sends you screenshots of other dudes texting her
Usually takes about 2 weeks.
Note: 2 text conversations a day for 2 weeks is a lot.
What I did was start each conversation with something kind of random, like a wild âwould you rather have no eyebrows or no nipplesâ or asking for some advice on something. Anything thatâs interesting and engaging.
What I did was start each conversation with something kind of random, like a wild âwould you rather have no eyebrows or no nipplesâ or asking for some advice on something. Anything thatâs interesting and engaging.
For yâall dry texters, Thereâs a number of texting âgamesâ you can play like the acronym game where you text an acronym like âIWTSYTâ and you make her guess what it says.
Might make another thread w/ a list of these joints. But for now, back to the Kraft Patty Formula
Might make another thread w/ a list of these joints. But for now, back to the Kraft Patty Formula
Step 2: Stop texting her
Explanation:
People are creatures of habit. Abruptly stopping a habit, especially one associated with positive feelings WITHOUT explanation causes minor emotional trauma.
This is crucial for the plan to work.
If you did step 1 correctly she should text you within a day or two
People are creatures of habit. Abruptly stopping a habit, especially one associated with positive feelings WITHOUT explanation causes minor emotional trauma.
This is crucial for the plan to work.
If you did step 1 correctly she should text you within a day or two
Step 3 (AKA D-Day) Ignore her text
If you have to spend time with her physically cause yâall are classmates or coworkers, donât go to school/work today (im being deadass)
If you HAVE to go, do your absolute best to avoid her.
If you have to spend time with her physically cause yâall are classmates or coworkers, donât go to school/work today (im being deadass)
If you HAVE to go, do your absolute best to avoid her.
She might text you 3 times on D-Day, doesnât matter, ignore all that shit.
She might try snap chatting you or dming you a post or something, doesnât matter, ignore it.
(Iâve heard of girls tagging dudes in pictures on D-Day... be prepared for anything)
She might try snap chatting you or dming you a post or something, doesnât matter, ignore it.
(Iâve heard of girls tagging dudes in pictures on D-Day... be prepared for anything)
Explanation:
Youâre creating a small âpanicâ.
You want her thinking âwhat did I do wrongâ.
If youâve done this well she might even apologize, unporoviked.
Youâre creating a small âpanicâ.
You want her thinking âwhat did I do wrongâ.
If youâve done this well she might even apologize, unporoviked.
Step 4: when she TEXTS you AFTER D-Day (could take up to a week) casually explain away why you werenât responding on D-Day by saying you were busy or something.
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Now youâre in the green. You have 1 week to Ask her out on a date.
Now youâre in the green. You have 1 week to Ask her out on a date.
Okay so the main reason I stopped was that the girls were like PRESSED after D-Day. Like they are legit afraid to lose you.
After D-Day you no longer have to text first, you donât have to be interesting or funny, itâs like responding is enough.
Weird... anyways,
After D-Day you no longer have to text first, you donât have to be interesting or funny, itâs like responding is enough.
Weird... anyways,
On the date you have to do 3 things:
1. Pay
2. Tell her what you want (fwb, relationship, whatever)
3. Kiss her goodnight
1. Pay
2. Tell her what you want (fwb, relationship, whatever)
3. Kiss her goodnight
Explanation:
If you were truly in the FZ that means this girl sees SOMETHING in you, but just not enough to give you the relationship you want.
You have to SHOW her that there is no stability in a relationship in which youâre not satisfied.
If you were truly in the FZ that means this girl sees SOMETHING in you, but just not enough to give you the relationship you want.
You have to SHOW her that there is no stability in a relationship in which youâre not satisfied.
Bc yâall are already friends, she probably values your relationship and will be down to at least explore an elevated one but you have to be CLEAR about what you want.
This whole thing is basically a social negotiation.
This whole thing is basically a social negotiation.
So yeah. Like I said I did it twice and it worked.
Also, like I said, donât do this. Itâs stupid and childish and thereâs plenty of girls who you donât have to manipulate into having sex with you.
Done.
Also, like I said, donât do this. Itâs stupid and childish and thereâs plenty of girls who you donât have to manipulate into having sex with you.
Done.
