#Trump Is

Trump is a – fill in the blank.
Lanky handsome he-man?
Bold fearless leader.
Is that too cartoonish?
A man… a bigly man.
A lover, a martyr, a mockery star?
Is he a harmless monster?

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Is crowd size his math-nemesis?
Size scholars should study his skull.
His head is big, and his hands… enormous.
But something seems strange about all this.
Are we being too nice?
Let’s try to be more factual.

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He’s a cool calculating kleptocrat.
But can he be calculating
when he cannot calculate?
Let’s try again, Trump is…
A big rat?
A Wuhan bat?

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Narcissistic mob boss?
Boogaloo bunker chunk?
Bombastic blowhard bully?
Cold criminal conman?
Pussy grabbing coward?
But isn’t he also a racist and a rapist?

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Are we being too nice?
Can’t we all agree,
He’s a big fat liar. One of the biggest in history.
But – aren’t we being too nice?

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