The only time I will ever vote for a Star Wars movie https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097423044624385
Do not get the love for WHAS. Not one bit https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097424491614208
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is funnier and I'll watched more times than I can count, but the few sequences of Yi Yi I watched were something https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097425800241154
Two Spielberg masterpieces, better than many of the films in this bracket. Yet it is AI that gets my sword https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097427150811137
Don't want to watch Borat. Collateral is Mann and Cruise goodness extract https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097428622966788
Love Inland Empire, but ROTK is the only LOTR where it isn't better https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097429994504193
Begrudgingly voting Walk Hard, because Michael Clayton is dumb https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097431760351235
Incredibles is the best Pixar. God Bird https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097433375232002
Proving brunettes > blondes, through cinema

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It's really nice when he opens the little restaraunt at the end of movie. God Bird stays winning https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097436151853061
We have got to end this Charlie Kaufman/Spike Jonze admiration. Adaptation is not that good. 25th Hour is a masterpiece Spike Lee film, based off a masterpiece novel by David Benioff's ghost writer https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097437561028608
Wendy and Lucy is good. Much better than Night Moves. Miami Vice is the most beautiful and romantic film of the aughts https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097439033274368
Me racing to vote Speed Racer over the worst of The Lord Of The Rings

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Vote Brokeback or make me ang lee https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097441948315648
Life Aquatic is the best thing Wes Anderson ever made, but Crouching Tiger is a real movie by a real director https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097443584094209
Fuck I clicked Cache by mistake. Good thing better movie Wall-E will win anyway and my mistake will have little impact https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275097445098291201
The Departed is not even the best version of its own story. Kill Bill rocks. Bobby Richardson knows how to light the fuck out of a set https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098850332639232
Voted Fellowship as I am not a depressed teenager longing for companionship https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098851742035968
Wait. Someone is approaching the bracket trophy to beat the shit out of Shaun Of The Dead. It's...it's....SY ABLEMAN!?

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I mostly liked Old Boy, but I couldn't stand the age gap between the male and female lead. Why couldn't Park John-woo cast a more age appropriate lead? https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098854644502528
Burn After Reading is the funniest piece of art made about the US government. Again, not a lonely hormonal teen. In The Mood For Love, yawn https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098855969828871
Vote Lost In Translation as Sofia Coppola, unlike her ex-boyfriend, knows how to shoot foot fetish porn https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098857429401600
Two of the most overpraised movies of the 2010s. One by an Australian that my mind blurs together with those other Australian directors of that era. The other was my favorite Wes for a while, but it isn't even the funniest Ben Stiller movie of 2001. https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098858922684416
Paul Thomas Anderson baptising Plainview into the establishment of capitalism, as oil erupts from the ground as if he were unleashing hell on Earth. One of the most essential stories of our times https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098860617162752
Hot Fuzz isn't the funniest movie of 2007 and Spider-Man 2 isn't the best superhero movie of 2004. But Spider-Man 2 is much better than Hot Fuzz https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098862034792449
Nightmare matchup. Tearfully voting for Miyazaki masterpiece Spirited Away. https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098863834214400
Before Sunset is maybe the only depiction of romance in film that I actually understand https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098865566433288
CMIYC great movie. Mulholland Drive is arguably the best film of 2001 (has some steep competitors), even if it started as a TV pilot, which according to stupid dumb brain logic on the level of "Twin Peaks Season 3 is a movie", makes it television https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098866908573697
Charlie Kaufman is a menace. But he casted Jennifer Jason Leigh. https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098868179513344
The only fully good thing Charlie Kaufman has ever written https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098869450317824
Both films that make points out of the most obvious things. Rich corporate yuppies are secretly evil? Living in a hell world is sad? Wow, who could have possibly guessed? https://twitter.com/coopercooperco/status/1275098870968655874
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