1/ There have been a lot of jokes, but people haven’t sussed out the real problem with @nhannahjones’ conspiratorial tweets yesterday – she’s missing the *real conspiracy.* This isn’t just about New York’s firemen organizing a campaign to deprive protesters of...

2/ ...precious sleep or pave the way for artillery attacks on citizens. In fact, I’m reliably informed that on July 4 there will be shock-and-awe level fireworks at every city in America in order to reinforce the fraudulent notion that America was born in 1776.

3/ The goal of these fireworks is ultimately to delegitimize the entire 1619 project by celebrating a document that states “that all men are created equal” when we know that all men are equal, but some men are more equal than others. Even more disturbing is this...

4/ ...summer counteroffensive against the revolution will be funded by millions in corporate money and organized in conjunction with the highest levels of governmental leadership. This conspiracy goes all the way to the top! In conclusion, where’s my Pulitzer?