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I had a strange dream.
Due to Covid19, elections were pushed to 2022 but in December 2021 Mr. 1986 became physically unable to run things. We had 2 years of power struggle confusion. Chaos ensued & in 2024 the International Community (led by Rwanda) intervened to fix things.
Due to Covid19, elections were pushed to 2022 but in December 2021 Mr. 1986 became physically unable to run things. We had 2 years of power struggle confusion. Chaos ensued & in 2024 the International Community (led by Rwanda) intervened to fix things.
In 2025 Uganda got its first president of Indian descent, Raj Kapoor Rajesh. President Raj was a short burly man with a distinct full beard, an endless menacing look & an insatiable appetite for truth and justice. He demanded that all corrupt Government employees be castrated.
President Raj's first order of business was to ban all political parties. NRM became a religion believing in the one true god - Mr 1986. FDC became a fitness club working out every Monday. DP turned into a Private Pensions fund & People Power became an Agricultural Consortium.
In the years that followed, Uganda became the top country in economic performance, human rights & sports. In 2028 we won our first AFCON and shortly after that, we qualified for World Cup 2030. In 2031 Rwanda & Kenya became our colonies. Kenya & Tz became protectorates in 2033.
And in 2034 President Raj was assassinated by Otim Musinguzi Ssegirinya - the first transgender speaker of Parliament. Speaker OMS was sentenced to 25 years in Luzira Prison which was now privately owned by United Forces of Change - the Correctional Facilities Experts.
And then I woke up.
