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My wife didn& #39;t order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we& #39;re okay.
Our UPS guy has won 389 FitBit challenges just from walking back and forth to our front door.
I big part of my strength training routine is breaking down my wife& #39;s daily delivery of Amazon boxes for the recycle bin
[knock on door]
Me: Hey.
UPS guy: Hey.
Me:
UPS guy:
Me: Do you have a package for me or
UPS guy: Oh. No, I don& #39;t. I just thought I was supposed to come by here at least once a day.
Me: Hey.
UPS guy: Hey.
Me:
UPS guy:
Me: Do you have a package for me or
UPS guy: Oh. No, I don& #39;t. I just thought I was supposed to come by here at least once a day.
I feel like I& #39;ve hit a nerve with this one
AH I SEE WE ARE BACK TO OUR REGULAR SCHEDULE.
[parade of beeping and honking Amazon Prime trucks drive by my house in an appreciation parade]
