Thread by @xauliou, The 6 or 8 year Xbox war ft my brother a thread: [...]

The 6 or 8 year Xbox war ft my brother a thread:

This story starts like 6-8 years ago idk all I know was my brother was 7 and I was 8 or nine and he just got into gaming and the Xbox was mine but my dad bought it cause what 8/9 year old has money

Now that you know the bass line of the story here’s the start: my brother who’s just getting into gaming is watching me on the Xbox probaly playing minecraft or some indie game and thinks I want that so him being 7 was like “oo let me trade kay for their Xbox” 1/2

So me being in elementary school trading was what we did cause idk it’s something you do at that age so my little brother trades me candy for an Xbox that my dad bought 2/2

problems rise pt1:
Again I we where both in elementary school so trades where DEFINITELY NOT FAIR why? Cause elementary school kids have no consept of money or value so me being the girly petty princess 3rd or 4th grade me was wanted my Xbox back cause I ate the candy 1/?

Problems rise pt1(continuation): now my parents had no idea we traded for anything so when my petty princess self yells give it back that’s a parents cry to run into action especially if you have a petty princess you call your kid so after hearing that my mom comes in 2/?

Problems rise pt1(continuation): and shes ready to whoop ass she has a no bs attitude and just looked over the kitchen window seen it was me screaming and went back to cooking after yelling “NANIE YOU TRADED IT TO HIM SHUT UP”

After the problems for 3-4 years my brother claimed it was his while I went off into a new hobby of art until....

The new Xbox: so my Xbox was the Xbox one s my dad bought a new Xbox aka the Xbox one X meaning my old one is mine again right.....?

Problems pt2:
The new Xbox meant I get my old one back right? Wrong my dad being my dad says let’s sell it luckily my mom says ha no we have a tv upstairs with no cable tv we can watch Netflix on the Xbox if we put it upstairs no sell

Those problems where short lived until my dumbass brother got caught sneaking on my Xbox after everyone went to sleep mind you we all had to sleep in the same room and he was bound for getting hit whenever somone needed to use the bathroom unless it was me 1/2

Sad part is it wasn’t me who went to the bathroom it was my mom so smack smack you don’t get cut no slack was what happend then the Xbox got locked up and locked up means don’t go on it and if you do your getting your ass beat 2/2

Xbox gets sold?: so my dad being the ########## of the family ends up selling the Xbox downstairs meaning my brother claims my Xbox for his own and moves it downstairs because he’s so nice and it’s his for another like 1-2 year/s

I leave: now it stays his cause I’m leaving off into another state for reasons and the Xbox doesn’t fit in my suit case so it’s his another year

Now idk what happens around this time period but just know this is nearing the end of the saga it’s 2019 now and I’m not in state

So somehow my brother breaks the Xbox while I’m out of state and doesn’t tell anyone till it’s 2020 so it was kinda broken for a year something about a wire breaking and having to be held up to work

The soon to be repair: now it’s 2020 near the end of this 7-8 year saga my brother speaks out about the broken wire and my mom calls says she’s getting my brother a new Xbox and repairing the old one and giving it to me the saga ends......

Just kidding the saga doesn’t end that’s not full circle the saga started on a candy trade for a Xbox it must end with a Xbox for a candy trade right?

So that’s where I roll in me Xau or kay I remembered this whole saga and put it in this thread but I said it’s come full circle now it really must so along with this thread I shall give my brother this:

Now the saga will end started with a candy for a Xbox ends with a Xbox for a candy

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