When I tell you guys that love makes you a bhari, believe me. I used to be last number ya di bhari. In undergrad I once used my ticket fare to get my then girlfriend a phone coz hers fell in the toilet bowl by 'mistake' Kukhala abo "We'll make a plan baby" after each lamza

Did I not get dumped before this plan was made? Lmao Oledi calling everyday "Ubuya nini?"
I'd claim to be waiting for results, bruh even supps had been written at that time. Finally got a ticket to Jhb, SA Roadlink bus lmao that whole trip kept reminding me that I'm a bhari.

These guys brought a run-down chicken bus that had no branding, fokkol. When it arrived everyone had to step away coz it was smoking so bad. It had no luggage carrier so passengers had to get in with their luggage. Someone was carrying 100litres of Artchar in those yellow buckets
Only 2 windows worked, it was in summer
. We get to the tollgate, driver stops the bus and turns around "Bengicela ningisize ngemali yeTollgate, iCompany ithi imali yenu nizoyithola ePark Station." 20mins at the tollgate lmao


Lol this oke stopped at some dingy garage (where everyone knew him). It was R10 to use the bathroom and they only sold week old fish & chips. The whole bus was smelling like fish and we were 3 hrs behind schedule. Even after I got home I kept hearing someone whispering "Bhari"

Dark, dark times in my life I tell you.