It& #39;s been so long since we advertised smoothies on here that we& #39;re a bit worried you& #39;ll have forgotten what they are.

Here& #39;s a quick reminder: this is a smoothie.
This is not a smoothie. This is a duck.
This is a smoothie. Not a duck. Notice the lack of beak.
That is not a smoothie. That is one of those penguins filled with ice cream. https://twitter.com/iHarlandos/status/1274966451175243778?s=20">https://twitter.com/iHarlando...
Fruit? Yes.
Liquid? Yes.
Smoothie? No. That is a bowl of cereal. https://twitter.com/TBusinger/status/1274972258793140224?s=20">https://twitter.com/TBusinger...
Now this? This is a smoothie. If you look very closely, it actually says so on the label.
It& #39;s quite hard to tell the texture of that e from the photo. Might be a smooth e, might be a rough e. Either way, it& #39;s not a smoothie. https://twitter.com/MaxwellOllie/status/1274971724237414400?s=20">https://twitter.com/MaxwellOl...
That is not a smoothie. That is a wonderful sight on a [checks calendar] Monday morning. https://twitter.com/BurnyCubbers77/status/1274974336022130688?s=20">https://twitter.com/BurnyCubb...
This is a smoothie. We& #39;ve made it extra large so you can see it clearly says "smoothie".
Happy Pride, you.

Whilst that is technically a smoothie, it is not made by us and we therefore have no choice but to create a distraction.

LOOK. A THING IS HAPPENING OVER THERE. https://twitter.com/MuirDragonne/status/1274970997649784832?s=20">https://twitter.com/MuirDrago...
Apologies, everyone. Turns out this particular drink is not in fact a smoothie. It is actually a SUPER smoothie, because we& #39;ve boosted it with MORE VITAMINS.
Right here.

https://twitter.com/absgreydion/status/1274983248020606977?s=20">https://twitter.com/absgreydi...
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