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lmao my dad told me his bball story when he was still young and used to join the ‘ligas’ thread:
so my dad’s from adamson n he got friends there na magkakapatid n they’re all guys na into bball
since they’re tropas, they decided na isama dad ko sa liga nila though my dad isn’t bball player. he’s more on aikido, chess, blah blah
they’ve been playing for months n my dad told me na he’s scared kapag malapit na siya maagawan ng bola HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
so the time has come!!! his first liga with his tropas n other peeps!!!
so nasa court na sila and napunta sakanya yung ball, just like what I said earlier, he’s getting scared kapag maaagawan na sya, so yk what he did when he got the ball???
SECONDS NA LANG NATITIRA SO, HE PANICKED TO THE POINT NA BIGLA SYANG NAGLAY UP KAHIT MALAYO PA YUNG RING (clutched) 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">THAT WAS HALF COURT MAN. HALF. COURT. SO NASHOOT NYA PA RIN KAHIT MALAYO AND THEY WON THE LIGA BC OF HIM HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
my dad y’all HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA end of thread HAHAHAHHAS
