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Fowl Manor looks wrong... #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Now I don’t remember the first book too much. But I definitely don’t remember the press. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
A Kenneth Branagh Film. Damn it Kenny. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
I dig the look of Josh Gad as Mulch. But why are we doing this? #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
I’m pretty sure Artemis is supposed to already be a criminal mastermind by now. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
“Unimaginable power.” So a macguffen? #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Artemis isn’t cool enough to surf. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Gotta admit. Love the Irish Celtic music in this intro here. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
If Mulch is gonna narrate all this...how does he know these things? #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
“When he was 10, he cloned a goat and named him Bruce. Weird choice...”
Damn it.
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Damn it.
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WHY ISN’T ARTEMIS FOWL IRISH???????????? #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Ok fair. The kid actor just dips accents. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Oh, now he has a single wheel skateboard thing? Is this Rocket Power? #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
DAD?! #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Great casting of Colin Ferrell for Art Sr. But this is way tooooooo Disney father/son. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
“Just tell me when you’re leaving.” Ugh. Artemis is supposed to be self sufficient and numb to all this emotion shit. Hell, we don’t even meet Art Sr. till the second book. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
“All I really want is to believe in you.” Seriously Kenny??? #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
The Fowl Manor interior looks more like home base for a cop procedural than a movie mansion in Ireland. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Kenny I’ll give you the Legos. That’s a nice touch. But Artie isn’t a “kid.” #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
HOLY SHIT WHY DOES BUTLER HAVE BLUE EYES? #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Ok. I’m gonna yes-and this. Kenny wants to give us a traditional “kid gets thrust into adventure” story. Ok. But like, this severely undercuts Artemis’ expertise in the entire story.
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Twitter doesn’t like how fast I tweet. Either way. I’m realizing we’re combining AF and AF2’s storylines. I’m on board. But Artemis’s bad-assery was the charm of both books. Im beginning to think Disney is just the wrong studio for this story. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
“It’s Dad’s journal.” I just hate lazy writing. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Fuck they couldn’t even let Holly have dark skin? Come on. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Haven is cool and awesome. Way cooler than Ireland. But the asthetic of the People. It feels like bad Star Trek. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Ugh. Holly looks like someone out of The Santa Clause. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
I forget. Was Mulch large in the book? Or is this a way to cast Josh Gad in a scene with child actors? #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
“You spy or you die.” Put that on a t shirt. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Judy Dench is a dame in the truest sense. I feel so bad for her and whatever they had her do here. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Aw. Does Holly have a parallel DAD story too? #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Say “ACULOS” one more time for the kids in the back. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
I wonder how much Alienware paid for tech sponsorship here. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
This Foaly is cool. But I miss nerdy Foaly. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Root’s story is like M in Skyfall, but worse. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Sending Butler to watch a tree is just weird. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Ok so Holly and the LEP are like magic super heroes and use technology to save the day. But why doesn’t the time freeze affect the fairies? #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
WHAT?! Holly just goes AWOL to “clear her father’s name?!” #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Can’t believe Holly just got captured that quickly. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Oh so Artemis is now suddenly bragging about his plan and taunting a fairy he kidnapped after he only just learned about them a minute ago? #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
So Dad prepped Arty with some weird quizzes just in case this situation occurred. Must have really messed him up, you know, socially. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Top O The Morning. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
It’s like we went from the first act to the third in twenty minutes. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
I gotta call it here. This has all the pieces of a franchise starter. But like most bad filmmaking, it’s shallow characters and confused characterization is it’s downfall. To be continued. #ZackWatchesArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowl https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
