guys... this is so crazy. people always joke about how phones listen to you, blah blah blah, but literally what just happened to me is the scariest fucking thing ever

so i was going for a drive with someone, just to talk and listen to music and shit. we drove for a while and i got lost and i jokingly said we ended up in canada, and then we started singing that south park canada song thing. a SECOND later. guys not even joking literally one

fucking second later, my phone buzzes. im at a red light so i stop and look. when i tell you my heart dropped to my fucking ASS

for reference i live kinda at the base of the thumb of m i chigan- canada is literally a million miles away and i was only driving for like 30 minutes

WNAT TBE FUCKKNKKKKKKKM SKWMDMWSMSN WHAT RBW FUCKKKKKK

WHAT TBE FUC I K K K KK

LITERALLY as i say “omg were lost” blah blah “lol we’re i canada” legit get a text message. guys. i was not in canada. nowhere near canada. WELCOME TO CANADA?!!: slekwekmekwsmekekk

WNWNFNR. WNAT WHATTT

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE MAKE IT MAKW SENSE

im scared now so yea