quarantined gen z online dating ain't for me fam like on our first night talking mans was like do u wanna netflix party a whisker away with me and i'm like damn bro calm down that's like 3rd base or sumn we gotta exchange memes and repressed childhood traumas first ahahaaa

anyway it only lasted a little over 24 hours he was like i really wanna see u after quarantine bc i've never met someone who likes memes to this extent and vibes with me so well jbshfjs bro calm down i only sent u like 5 memes and the vibe is one sided chileeee

in conclusion i'll end this year single like how i ended my year for the past 2+ decades maybe it's high time i buy myself a vibrator

in retrospect it's not bc quarantined online dating is wack, it's bc i tried to do it with a man smh if i survive this pandemic under this incompetent ass gov't i'm going to elope to new zealand with a tall pretty gf where we'll milk cows and bake cookies for the rest of our days

SKDGSKS I'M SCREAMINGGGGGGGGG I WAS CHARGING MY PHONE SO I DIDN'T USE IT AND I LITERALLY JUST UNPLUGGED IT AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP ON MY NOTIFICATIONS SKSHDGKS LEAVE ME ALONE DEADASS

i am going to turn off the notifications for all of my messaging and soc med apps