quarantined gen z online dating ain& #39;t for me fam like on our first night talking mans was like do u wanna netflix party a whisker away with me and i& #39;m like damn bro calm down that& #39;s like 3rd base or sumn we gotta exchange memes and repressed childhood traumas first ahahaaa https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤚" title="Erhobener Handrücken" aria-label="Emoji: Erhobener Handrücken">

anyway it only lasted a little over 24 hours he was like i really wanna see u after quarantine bc i& #39;ve never met someone who likes memes to this extent and vibes with me so well jbshfjs bro calm down i only sent u like 5 memes and the vibe is one sided chileeee https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

in conclusion i& #39;ll end this year single like how i ended my year for the past 2+ decades maybe it& #39;s high time i buy myself a vibrator https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👇" title="Rückhand Zeigefinger nach unten" aria-label="Emoji: Rückhand Zeigefinger nach unten">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✌" title="Siegeshand" aria-label="Emoji: Siegeshand">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖖" title="„Live long and prosper!“" aria-label="Emoji: „Live long and prosper!“">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖐" title="Erhobene Hand mit gespreizten Fingern" aria-label="Emoji: Erhobene Hand mit gespreizten Fingern">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤚" title="Erhobener Handrücken" aria-label="Emoji: Erhobener Handrücken">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✊" title="Erhobene Faust" aria-label="Emoji: Erhobene Faust">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">

in retrospect it& #39;s not bc quarantined online dating is wack, it& #39;s bc i tried to do it with a man smh if i survive this pandemic under this incompetent ass gov& #39;t i& #39;m going to elope to new zealand with a tall pretty gf where we& #39;ll milk cows and bake cookies for the rest of our days

SKDGSKS I& #39;M SCREAMINGGGGGGGGG I WAS CHARGING MY PHONE SO I DIDN& #39;T USE IT AND I LITERALLY JUST UNPLUGGED IT AND THIS IS THE FIRST THING THAT POPS UP ON MY NOTIFICATIONS SKSHDGKS LEAVE ME ALONE DEADASS https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">

i am going https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✈" title="Flugzeug" aria-label="Emoji: Flugzeug">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✈" title="Flugzeug" aria-label="Emoji: Flugzeug">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✈" title="Flugzeug" aria-label="Emoji: Flugzeug"> to turn off the notifications for all of my messaging and soc med apps https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">