hongjoong

- has broken your bones in fights on multiple occasions (one incident was rather recent)
- is never home. where he goes is unknown.
- will randomly be super nice completely unprovoked. its terrifying.
seonghwa

- uses your shampoo and conditioner
- is the favorite child
- always passive aggressively causing problems (ex: eating all your snacks, hiding the remotes)
- you guys watch pretty little liars together though❤️
yunho

- actually the wattpad fanfic brother stereotype
- with the exception of jumping whoever breaks your heart or whatever
- leaves time to hang out with you
- only flaw is that he doesn’t know how to flush the toilet
mingi

- “mom said you have to take me”
- sometimes just stands in your doorway and wordlessly stares at you
- under no circumstances give him the aux. he will blare his shit music at top volume in public spaces.
- although these all may seem chaotic in nature, he means no harm
wooyoung

- actively ate sand as a child. you suspect he still does.
- once beheaded your barbies and hung them from the ceiling fan
- fell in a campfire at least twice
- all your friends like him
- why
san

- his bedroom smells of axe and chili cheese fritos
- always has friends over but they just sit in his room and play video games
- walks around the house half naked
- put a fucking shirt on
yeosang

- pits your parents against you and then acts innocent
- insults you infront of them in pig latin. they are yet to crack the code.
- doesn’t have your number saved
- strange loud noises from his room are the norm. nobody questions it anymore.
jongho

- only comes out of his room at mealtimes
- somehow manages to always shift his chores to you
- is incapable of a sincere apology after a fight but will buy you literal crates of a fruit you offhandedly mentioned you liked two years ago as a peace offering.
okay thats the end👍this has been collecting dust in my drafts for months and i read back thru it and got some chuckles out of it. yes i think i am hilarious.
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