benadryl gives me sleep paralysis... you can’t have allergies when the silhouette of a man in a trench coat standing at the foot of your bed, looming over you while you are unable to move https://twitter.com/JuiceTooWayvie/status/1274431170340626433">https://twitter.com/JuiceTooW...
the amount of ways i had to spell silhouette just to get autocorrect to help me... a nightmare
the replies to this tweet have traumatized me more than the actual experience like are y’all okay
@ all the people saying benadryl also gives them sleep paralysis... let’s unionize babey
Y’ALL WHEN DID I BECOME THE PROTAGONIST IN A HORROR MOVIE
Y’ALL WHEN DID I BECOME THE PROTAGONIST IN A HORROR MOVIE
Y’ALL WHEN DID I BECOME THE PROTAGONIST IN A HORROR MOVIE
Y’ALL WHEN DID I BECOME THE PROTAGONIST IN A HORROR MOVIE
WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO BE THE MAIN CHARACTER THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
mom come pick me up
mom come pick me up
mom come pick me up
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