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#1 Give him space. Don’t always be the first to text him or seek him out. Give him breathing room. He has a full-time main, and you’re a part-timer, seasonal, a temp.
#2 Don’t let him get bored. When he texts you, keep the conversation interesting. A side chick’s main responsibility is to keep things fun and exciting.” If you decide to text him first, substance is needed, doing the whole “Hey” or “What’s up?” = SMFH.
#3 Don't have “The Talk”. “What are we doing? Where is this going?” talk will push him away. You have to know your lane. You’re his side chick, the end. For most of you, this isn’t going anywhere other than the bedroom/hotel/backseat of the car, so starting a serious conversation
#4 Don't argue with him EVER. There should never be a reason to get into a disagreement with him. That is his main chick’s responsibility. A side chick should always be cool and should never be one who stresses him out. You are his vacation, his time off, his break from problems.
#5 Don’t ask any questions – This should be a no brainer. You can’t ask “Where were you?” “Why didn’t you call me?” “Why are you always so busy?” “Why don’t you ever see me?” “Who were you on the phone with?” Girl, know your lane. These are not Side Chick questions.
#6 Do not bother trying to be part of holidays or birthdays. If he cares enough, he might celebrate these events the day after or before, but for the most part, don’t expect anything like a gift or acknowledgment. These days are saved and reserved for the Mains.
#7 Don’t call first, ever. Text messages should be your only form of contact unless he decides he wants to call you. You do not have phone privileges; at any given time he might be with his Main. Random calling need not apply.
#8 Always look your best. As a side chick, always be on point. You’re not allowed to rock sneakers and sweats. This is very important: You always have to look your best. Looking better than the Main is an added bonus. Lip-gloss popping at all times.
#9 Let him think he’s the only one. You don’t want him to think you get down like this, even if you do. You’re already a side chick; you don’t want him to think you’re a big ole hoe too.
#10 Don’t stalk his life. There are helplines for this. Don’t open a fake Facebook account and don’t creep on his TL. The less you know, the better. Looking at pictures of the “happy couple” will only hurt you, and feelings like those are not allowed.
#11 Always stay current with the latest sexual trends. Blowjob and Rimming are so 2019. Try something New, ask ma2000.
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