things @elijahdaniel has done: a mf thread
2013

started a white house petition to make “Party in the USA” by miley cyrus the national anthem. the petition fulfilled the quota necessary for the government to debate and respond. the government (sadly) denied the petition by responding with “no”.
2014

came out to the world as gay with a tweet after being accused of homophobia for tweeting about how taylor swift listeners are gay. below is the tweet.
2016

wrote an erotic novel starring no other than current mr. president himself. the book, which was titled “Trump Temptations”, was written in only 4 hours. the book was then released on Amazon, and became a best seller in three different categories.
2016 (cont.)

was arrested by the secret service for trying to throw a glittery dildo at donald trump at a rally. this also put him on the no fly list for two years.
2017

(temporarily) bought a town called “Hell” and proceeded to ban heterosexuality in response to donald trump’s muslim ban.
2017 (cont.)

wrote a parody of the bible, titled “The Holy Bible...But Gayer” which featured numerous celebrities.
2018

sued donald trump for blocking him.
2019

rebought Hell and renamed it to Gay Hell and created a law prohibiting any flag other than pride flags from flying in the town.
2020

told the UK to stan BTS on television.
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