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jin as the city boy who got very lost on his hiking trip, & jk as the super upbeat recluse who lives his zero-waste organic life in the middle of nowhere, who accidentally knocks seokjin tf out when the latter pops out of the bushes in the dark & tries to ask him for directions.. https://twitter.com/lachAUsso/status/1257389074983329795">https://twitter.com/lachAUsso...
"ugh these branches - hey, HEY ARE YO-"
"AAA NOT TODAY BIGFOOT!!" [THWACK]
"..."
"....."
"oh shit."
"AAA NOT TODAY BIGFOOT!!" [THWACK]
"..."
"....."
"oh shit."
seokjin wakes up with his whole face feeling like a big bruise and then jungkook& #39;s face swims into his view like OJO
"ugh i feel like shit."
"don& #39;t worry there won& #39;t be any permanent damage, it& #39;s just ur face -"
"my FACE??? NOT MY FACE YOU MONSTER!!" seokjin screams, trying to turn on his front camera to check but his phone is dead.
"don& #39;t worry there won& #39;t be any permanent damage, it& #39;s just ur face -"
"my FACE??? NOT MY FACE YOU MONSTER!!" seokjin screams, trying to turn on his front camera to check but his phone is dead.
"where& #39;s ur bathroom i need to see a mirror rn!"
"there& #39;s an outhouse. i decided to dispose of the ..waste .. naturally. much better for the environment!"
seokjin blinks. "listen to me mf," he says. "if there& #39;s even a scratch on this flawless face, i will compost YOU."
"there& #39;s an outhouse. i decided to dispose of the ..waste .. naturally. much better for the environment!"
seokjin blinks. "listen to me mf," he says. "if there& #39;s even a scratch on this flawless face, i will compost YOU."
while seokjin rants away jk privately wonders is it& #39;s kinda hot bc he hasn& #39;t interacted with another human for a long long time or because -
"the AUDACITY! istg i will turn u into MANURE!!"
yep. it& #39;s all that talk about composting & recycling that has him hot and bothered
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"the AUDACITY! istg i will turn u into MANURE!!"
yep. it& #39;s all that talk about composting & recycling that has him hot and bothered
hmm maybe seokjin also has a badly twisted ankle that he remembers as soon as he tries to stand up in rage and he wobbles like a noodle before jungkook catches him. bridal style ofc.
"be careful! you could& #39;ve hurt urself!" jungkook says, carrying him like he weighs nothing.
"be careful! you could& #39;ve hurt urself!" jungkook says, carrying him like he weighs nothing.
but jin is still mad.
"no fuck u forest man! u can& #39;t distract me with muscles! i was going to stomp out of here in rage & i will do it! go on, carry me out while i curse u."
"it& #39;s 12 am"
"do it."
"well alright"
"no fuck u forest man! u can& #39;t distract me with muscles! i was going to stomp out of here in rage & i will do it! go on, carry me out while i curse u."
"it& #39;s 12 am"
"do it."
"well alright"
so jk executes a neat lil march out the door while jin swears self-righteously in his arms, and then -
"we should elevate ur ankle, doesn& #39;t it hurt after being jostled around like this?"
"i& #39;m not some wilting flower," seokjin says, very visibly in pain.
"we should elevate ur ankle, doesn& #39;t it hurt after being jostled around like this?"
"i& #39;m not some wilting flower," seokjin says, very visibly in pain.
"well i& #39;m scared of the dark, so let& #39;s go in."
"hm, sure, since you& #39;re scared. wouldn& #39;t want u to punch someone else again," seokjin sniffs and jk grins.
"yes, i& #39;m trembling in fear. let& #39;s run to safety," he says, carrying jin back in and thinking about extra pillows & blankets
"hm, sure, since you& #39;re scared. wouldn& #39;t want u to punch someone else again," seokjin sniffs and jk grins.
"yes, i& #39;m trembling in fear. let& #39;s run to safety," he says, carrying jin back in and thinking about extra pillows & blankets
dsfjhsdfj lmao so jungkook has an oldass nokia phone that& #39;s a brick but somehow still runs. his charger cable doesn& #39;t work with jin& #39;s iphone.
"u can just call from my phm. what& #39;s ur friend& #39;s number?"
"uh - i - don& #39;t know."
"..."
"hey who memorises phn numbers these days!"
"u can just call from my phm. what& #39;s ur friend& #39;s number?"
"uh - i - don& #39;t know."
"..."
"hey who memorises phn numbers these days!"
"don& #39;t u have a car or smt? how do u get supplies?? how do u keep in touch with... u know... other human beings?"
"i walk." jk shrugs. "sometimes namjoon hyung stops by with supplies & i give him some stuff to recycle."
seokjin stares at him.
"damn... u really live like this."
"i walk." jk shrugs. "sometimes namjoon hyung stops by with supplies & i give him some stuff to recycle."
seokjin stares at him.
"damn... u really live like this."
DKJFJK the thought of seokjin waking up the next morning alone in the house & hobbling to the window to see jk chopping wood, shirtless, chris evans style.
(u know what i& #39;m talking abt.)
"why am i living the life of a white woman in a bad romance novel" he says to himself.
(u know what i& #39;m talking abt.)
"why am i living the life of a white woman in a bad romance novel" he says to himself.
"HEY!" he yells, making jungkook jump and nearly chop his foot off, "can u rip one apart with ur bare hands?"
"huh?" jungkook yells back, confused. "why are u walking around on that ankle? sit down"
"don& #39;t tell me what to do!"
"huh?" jungkook yells back, confused. "why are u walking around on that ankle? sit down"
"don& #39;t tell me what to do!"
jungkook comes back inside with the wood & sets the axe down, dabbing away the sweat on the back of his neck with his rolled up shirt. seokjin takes one look at him & firmly looks tf away, focusing instead on the soup cans jk has apparently repurposed into lil planters for herbs.
"aren& #39;t they cute?" jungkook says, beaming at a lil sprout growing in a can of tomato soup.
"yea sure. are any of these weed?"
"no."
seokjin sighs.
"yea sure. are any of these weed?"
"no."
seokjin sighs.
