I convinced my son’s girlfriend to dump him without explaining why, because she used to be a prostitute and I didn’t want my daughter’s fiancé’s family to find out since they’d probably call off that marriage. AITA?

I decided not to have sex with other women a few years ago when I got married, but now there’s this teenager who works for me who just got old enough, and...damn. So I’ve changed my mind. Now everyone’s mad at me, including the hot girl’s fiancé, who also works for me. AITA?

I’m the head of this big operation. I pretty much wrote all the rules of its operation on this stick I carry around. But, I mean, it’s mine, right? So I don’t feel like these rules apply to me. My wife’s all up in arms about it. AITA?

My boyfriend is in trouble with the chief of police. It has something to do with politics? I don’t really pay attention to that stuff, I’m an artist, but I’m not super worried because I know the cops like my singing. AITA?

My gf has these new earrings and the guys at work are making fun of me. The mushrooms talk to me at night when I go to gather sticks. These beans taste terrible. AITA?

I married this girl who was having trouble in court, something about her brother. I mean I pretty much put it all on the line for her. Now I’ll lead her people into battle. All she has to do is never ask my name. AITA?

A guy I barely know asked me to tell the girl he abandoned 3 years ago (after their “wedding” where he told me he planned to take off) that he’s with someone else. I went to the girl, turns out she had his kid. I’ve secretly arranged for the guy to come back and take it. AITA?

I joined this secret society, and it turns out they kidnapped this girl I’m supposed to be looking for, but they say I can’t speak to her if I want in the club. She got all weird about it and started talking about how she had no more hope outside of death. AITA?

#1 wingman here. My bro is having a rough patch lately. He sort of killed a guy whose daughter cried rape, other females are yapping too (I was there for all of it, it’s complicated). Now I have to make dinner for...the dead guy? And bro’s mad cause I ate a bite of chicken. AITA?

My loser son is hooking up with the rebel army because he can’t let go of the fact that I married his fiancée. What part of Holy Roman Emperor doesn’t he understand? AITA?

When Christ walked past me on the way to his crucifixion, I laughed at him. AITA?

I threw the wrong baby in the fire. AITA?

Pur ti miro, pur ti godo. AITA?

I decided to leave my defenseless daughter by the side of the road to be taken by the first guy who comes by, just like I did to her half-siblings’ mom. AITA? @HeldenMommy