How Uptown has caught endless Ls during Spring 2020, a list:

- Angel Tejada owner of La Cantina basically fell for a twitter joke and mobilized a whole community of men in antiblackness solidarity and almost lynched five boys. The aftermath was a parade of ghetto PR.

- Amin aka @aminKnows aka young poobah of Chanel thirst, started a clean up campaign for Fordham after lootings incited by the current pandemic “tore” through the community. After raising 50K, Amin and Co. along with Destiny went radio silent. The community asked for updates-

Instead they were called haters and Amin in an effort to keep himself in an echo chamber to soothe his low self esteem retweeted praise but ignored legitimate concerns.

- Tony Peralta’s long running rumors of sexual misconduct finally comes to light.

- Bronx Native continues to work with gentrification agents as well as with the NYPD.

- Amin’s gofundme is frozen for investigation after he lied about meeting with potential affiliates.

- Destiny separates herself from Amin & Co, even though she is the Co- conforming doubts.

How many more Ls can Uptown take? Tune in next week to Uptown Tales to find out.