GEORGE: it's the jacket Jerry, the jaaacket!! Cocksucker had a reputation as being the toughest guy in Essex County, baby!
JERRY: but I don't wanna be the toughest cocksucker in Essex County!
GEORGE: you don't love the jacket?
JERRY: I don't love it.
GEORGE: he doesn't love it!?

BANIA: I got something for you!
JERRY: what's this?
BANIA: the jacket!
JERRY: the jacket?
KRAMER: j-j-the jacket?
BANIA: the jaaaackeeeet!
KRMR: g-g-wait? the jacket you stole of rocky dimeo?
BANIA: u betcha
KRMR: mama! He had a reputation for being the toughest in essex county!

JERRY: what's this?
ELAINE: it's the jacket
JERRY: the jacket?
ELAINE: yeah, y'know the jacket, Rocky DiMeo left at mine. Cocksucker had a reputation for being a loud breather.
JERRY: a loud breather?
ELAINE: yeah y'know, in bed he sounded a bat got caught in the air con. Creepy.

MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN ORANGE PEEL BEEF!!

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT...

THEY PULL ME BACK IN

All due respect, you got no fucking idea what it's like to be Number One. Every decision you make affects every facet of every other fucking thing. It's too much to deal with almost. And in the end, you're completely alone with it all.

WHATTA YA HEAR?
WHATTA YA SAY!?

DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK! IT WAS A FUCKING HORSE! WHAT ARE YOU A VEGETARIAN? YOU EAT BEEF AND SAUSAGE BY THE CARTLOAD!

Did you ever notice he's the only motherfucker who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied back? That nose is like a natural canopy.

Melfi huh? What part of the boot you from hon?

The fundamental question is:
Will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was?
And I will be.
Even more so.
But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

He was a Saint!!

You're putting me in a position where I'm feeling sorry for a whore who fucks you? You know what's even stranger - - for a second I believed you

GEORGE: you know what, sometimes what happens in here is like taking a shit.
MELFI: yes, ok. Although I prefer to think of it more like childbirth.
GEORGE: trust me...it's like a taking a shit

Because they think if you suck pussy you'll suck anything.

This is Detective Mike Hunt Beaver Falls Pensylvania People Department...

Jerry! Will you please shut the doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrr!!!

I did-dent

Well, when you're married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.

ELAINE: honestly Jerry... Nostradamus.
Notre dame. It's two different things completely.
JERRY: it's interesting though they'd be so similar. Hunchback of Notre Dame. You also got your quarterback and half back of Notre dame.