First weekend on call for Orthopaedics as an FY1. A male consultant surgeon threw an orange at a wall with such force that it exploded over the SHO because there was a typo on the handover sheet.

It wasn’t even his orange https://twitter.com/jaydeipowell/status/1273413097647210496

The same person also punched a window because a patient had been moved to a different ward which meant we unexpectedly had to walk down a flight of stairs

Another time we were running down a flight of stairs (just on ward round, there was no emergency) and I said, “Careful Mr [redacted], your shoelace has come undone.” He stopped dead, turned to me and said, monotonously, “It was never tied in the first place.”

Y tho

Oh and re: the orange fiasco, the SHO just sat there finishing handover covered in bits of orange () and ten minutes later the consultant muttered, “Sorry about the afterspray.”

Reader, I cried