Realised I have duplicate copies of these books... I’m going to post them out to an NQT or trainee and throw in a copy of my Lit book and a glittery notebook. Comment below with the funniest thing a student has ever said to you. I’ll judge the best tomorrow and post on Monday https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👍" title="Thumbs up" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs up">
Turns out I ALSO have doubles of these, so will add to the pile!
My last day in my first ever school...

Y9 student: Miss, everyone else is getting you chocolate but you said you were on a diet so I decided to get you DRUNK. *takes enormous bottle of rum out of his bag and hands it to me

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