... the father screamed, “Get on the FUCKING BOAT!!”

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A few years prior a child died and ppl were outraged... that resulted in a new movement

Children Matter

There was widespread support - ppl agreed with the signs that they hold & t-shirts they sold.

And indeed, “Children Matter”!

But then the “Children Matter Movement” started burning down the playgrounds, harassing daycares & targeting mothers that didn’t allow their young children to play with fire

And then, despite the profound love held for grandchildren... Elderly Care facilities, Walmart Greeters & VFW halls were targeted for clear/evident “age-ism”

... and then... so on, and so forth.

The Grandparents realized that the founders of “Children Matter” are radical revolutionaries that worked for Clinton’s mission in Haiti, quote Margaret Sanger... & petition for Kermit Gosling’s release.

In the chaos & confusion, the parents start telling the children “You are attacking people that love you - grandparents matter too!”

[Another video surfaces...]

Though most kids loved their grandparents, the “leaders” of the movement declared “Grandparents Matter” an attack on the importance of ALL CHILDREN

Old people started wearing hats that had the image of a Walmart on it; overloaded with applicants, the greeters at stores everywhere became “Highly Qualified” overnight!

Kids were told all toys from Walmart are toxic; those wearing the hats were confused, bc the Greeters always asked them about their grandkids?!

It was not up for debate; the parents needed to be punished too.

The grandparents had programs like social security, funded by their parents’ jobs.

“... change...!!!!”

“OUTRAGE!!!!!”

So the radical organizers of the Children Matter Movement started targeting the places parents worked...

Without income... there is less support to Senior Citizens, and their ‘benefits’.

[Another child, this one holding a fishing pole, died & video went viral - Literally EVERYONE mourned]

They attacked all of the shit that parents buy/enjoy - since the Dads like to go fishing with Grandpa, they targeted Fishing boats...

Afterall, the child was holding a fishing pole.

Media declared that anyone that protected their boats were anti-children

Anyone that disagreed was ostracized & called a “Baby Killer”

Being adults themselves, Media started getting their vans burnt too... but didn’t seem to mind, as “it’s insured”.

Auto Insurance companies started advertising during Sesame Street, Depends changed their logo... and AARP offers large discounts at snow-cone shacks

Nevermind you... that snow-cone shacks are closing everywhere, bc kids don’t hang with the ‘Boomers’ anymore

Nevermind you... that kids don’t need auto insurance...

Nevermind you... that there was already a shit-load of diaper selection for kids...

[People are reviewing every video that ever existed of a child dying, except the ones from Planned Parenthood - those are banned by YouTube]

[Anyone that mentions the kids stolen from Haiti is called a “Conspiracy Theorist”]

[Google eliminates “Gosling” from search results; wikipedia deletes their pages.]

[Jack boosts videos of children dying one day & boosts videos of old people dying the next]

[Jack harasses anyone attempting to take a common-sense approach... with “Rate Limits”!]

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[Few Grandparents are sending birthday cards anymore to the “spoiled” generation.”]

[No one goes fishing anymore...]

For a long time, the mother said...

“He likes to go fishing too; he’ll see his error in attacking the boats! He’ll come back, in time...”

... it was with her dad sitting in the car that the mother clutched her child...

And the father screamed,

“Get on the FUCKING BOAT!!”

Unsure of what he just heard, her husband asked:

“Honey, did you just say something?”

Have a Happy Fathers Day tomorrow...

Go Fishing!

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