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Oh my motherfucking god, I screwed up by git branching 
FUCKING GIT
BRANCHES ARE CHEAP THEY SAY
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING THEY SAY
YOU CAN CERTAINLY SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT I SAY
BRANCHES ARE CHEAP THEY SAY
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING THEY SAY
YOU CAN CERTAINLY SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT I SAY
THEY TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THESE FUCKING ~workflows~, BUT NEVER TELL YOU A SINGLE WRONG MERGE WILL FUCK YOU UP AND YOU'LL ONLY KNOW IT WHEN YOU TRY ANOTHER MERGE, OH MY FUCKING GOD
I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW HOW TO GOOGLE MY FUCKING PROBLEM
THE FUCKING MASTER BRANCH IS FUCKED, HUH?! 
WELL TO HELL WITH THE FUCKING MASTER BRANCH.
HOW DO I CHANGE THE DEFAULT BRANCH
THIS I CAN GOOGLE, HA HA HA
NUKE THE MASTER BRANCH. FUCKING NUKE IT
WELL TO HELL WITH THE FUCKING MASTER BRANCH.
HOW DO I CHANGE THE DEFAULT BRANCH
THIS I CAN GOOGLE, HA HA HA
NUKE THE MASTER BRANCH. FUCKING NUKE IT
FUCKING NUKED
MASTER IS DEAD
LONG LIVE MAIN
MASTER IS DEAD
LONG LIVE MAIN
All is well now 
My assignment is now behaving exactly as specified 
Gosh it feels good to finally be back to finishing assignments before the deadline, lol
